Kim Kardashian like, is endorsing, like Barack Obama.

Like, for realz. Because, like, he’s totally into, like, change and stuff. That’s like, totally something, like, we can all, like, believe in.

Kardashian quickly explained that their dinner was anything but one-on-one: “It wasn’t just him and I. I was at an event.”

“He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto,” Kardashian said, probably trying to allude to Obama’s “Change We Can Believe In” campaign slogan.
That’s like, so, like, totally deep. Like.

I wonder, like, if Kim Kardashian could, like, point out one thing, like, that Barack Obama has, like, done in, like, the past ten years. Or if, like, she can explain, like, his association with, like, racist America-hating pastors, and, like, terrorists, and like, other, like, totally not hot people. But, like, how could we, like, ever expect, like, a deep thinker like Kim Kardashian, like, to think, like, about anything deeper than, like, “change”. I mean, all she’s, like, ever done is, like, have sex with a guy and, like, be Paris Hilton’s, like, BFF.

But anyways, like, who cares? Obama is, like, so, like, totally hot right now. And that’s like, totally, like, good enough for Hollywood.

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