It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.
I think… yeah. I just had an idea.
“Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right . . . just like Congress.”
HMMMMMM…
So y’all think we should bring home all US soldiers from foreign nations? Should I start with the ones we left behind after D-Day?
Oh, I wish I was at home eating a big bag of potato chips.
“What’s my “strategery”, huh? Oh, ha ha ha…never heard that one before.”
“I can stand here and think about what to have for lunch for 5 minutes and the heads of Europe will still be breathlessly waiting for me say something. Yeah, lost the world’s respect…right.”
Swish swisher swisheree…gulp!…”50% alcohol 50% switchgrass juice!”
Pull My tie.
Misunderestimated
Saint George.
Thought Bubble…
“I’ve been over the calculations a million times. Hawkins is just plain wrong. The information lost during the final collapse of black hole isn’t kept to the 11th string theory dimension. It MUST be caught in the event horizon…..What? What are they saying now!? God these clowns are stupid.”
“SERENITY NOW!”
I coulda had a V-8.
“I am sooooooo sick of this shit.”
~Ohh I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner
That is what I truly wanna be
For if I were an oscar mayer weiner
All the world would be in love with Me~
Damn, most powerful man on the planet and I can’t get it open either! Someone super-glued this cap on, didn’t they?
My legacy, eh? Ummmmmmmm, the war on terror, of course!
“OK, if you folks really want a missile defense system, I suppose I could work something out. I mean, if you really, really want it.”
Bush surprised everyone at the summit when he suddenly broke into a medley of Broadway show tunes.
“I think I just crapped in my pants!”
Where’s Chuck Norris when you need him …
Bush could hardly contain his laughter knowing what would happen when the handfull of Mentos dropped into his soda.
“Not even 5 minutes and I want to go John Bolton on their asses already.”
Don’t gag, do…not…gag. I cannot believe these people don’t bathe more often.
Who do you guys think you’re taking to? Mine is waaaaaay bigger that Putin’s. That’s why I drink so much water; it hydrates it and makes it bigger.
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
Hmmm, so you guys are sayin’ we admit them to NATO alphabetical order?
If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening – all over this land,
I’d hammer out danger
I’d hammer out a warning
I’d hammer out love, between all my brothers and sisters – all over this land.
Now Everybody!
Ok! Ok! Let me try!
“Hope.”
“Change.”
Did it work? Am I glowing?
If a tree falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it then does it make a sound?
“Mmmmmm, yes, yes it does – cause there are lots of critters in the woods and they have ears, right?”
“I just cannot believe that all 4 number 1 teams made it to the Final Four.”
Serendipity doo dah
“President Bush, if you mix milk and flour you get glue. If you add sugar and eggs you get cake. Where did the glue go?”
(apologies to Rita Rudner)
“I dunno, Laura answered the last time the phone rang at 3:00 AM”
Who me? Oh, no; I wasn’t about to give anybody a surprise neck rub. No, sir!
You guys have been around the block. So, just hypothetically, mind you: how do you ask for, you know… a bathroom break?
Can’t talk… pretzel stuck in throat… must make this look… natural… Damn, this isn’t a twist-off!!!
Uhhhhng… I guess that WAS a plastic turkey.
Hey, McCain! I got your “cap and trade” right here!
“Ummmm…this water’s okay, but I can think of something else that tastes a whole lot better.”
. . . am I a pearls kind of guy? Well, I don’t know. But I can tell you that crying in self-pity on the campaign trail never worked so well for me.
So I said to Putin, we’re gonna put those missiles… hold on… … … … ahhhhh. Now, as I was sayin’…
Do I ever think of Condi Rice in “that way”?….. Well, yes!! Who else do you think is calling at 3 AM?
Where is Dick Cheney right now? Hmmmm I don’t know but I wish I was there with him. Even if he shot me in the face it would be a relief.
“How do I say ‘All your base belong to us’ in Dutch?” “Basen belongen usen?”
Lord, why do these retards always look to the left for answers?
David,I don’t know about Dutch, but the ebonics version would be:
“All your damn base be belongin’ to me and my homeboys fool. Word.
“Should I open up this bottle of WHOOP-ASS on these fools now or later when the lights go down.”
“Hmmm. If I had to choose one of the following who would I choose: Helen Thomas, Keith Olberman, Chris Matthews or Randi Rhodes…. Boy that is a tough question.”