I’ve heard of people being lonely but this takes the cake. From WCSH 6–
A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.
The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.
The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.
Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.
Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.
I agree with Sonagi at Marmot’s Hole, who has this story tagged as ‘sick, sick, sick,’. Price is sick all right.
In related news, a man in Australia falsely repeated to the police his being raped by a wombat. What is this world coming to?