93 year-old nabbed in sex sting

They actually got TWO 93 year-old men, but one only promised to come back later with the money . . . from Tampa Bay Online:

Prosecutors are moving ahead with a case against one of two 93-year-old men picked up during undercover prostitution stings.

In the case of Frank Milio, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan to take him to trial in April.

Milio, according to police records, tried to pay $20 in November to an undercover officer on 14th Street West.

Milio recently told the Herald-Tribune he was only flirting with the woman.

“I haven’t had that in years,” he said. “Ninety-three is kind of old.”

Read the rest at the link above, and note the comments, too. My favorite: “I thought at that age Viagra was only to keep them from rolling off the bed.”

Before the advent of ED drugs, I saw a newspaper article headlined, “Blonde stenographer, 22, sues man, 85, for breech of promise.” I thought, “What the heck could he promise her at 85?”

But that was then. Nowadays, he could at least promise not to roll out of bed . . .

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