The other day, I pulled into a parking lot behind a car with an interesting bumper sticker:
SO MANY MEN… SO MANY REASONS TO SLEEP ALONE
Later, as I was leaving, I saw the woman who presumably owned the car getting into the driver’s seat.
And her presumptive boyfriend getting into the passenger seat.
I think he knows a little how Guy Ritchie feels…
And it was all I could do to not go over and kick sand in his face.
Trust me, this is March in New Hampshire. There’s plenty of sand on the ground.