Of hookers, copyright infringement, and hat pins

Wizbang readers may feel faint when I say I found two things Mark Steyn wrote recently as funny.

First his take on Ashley Alexandra Dupre suing for copyright infringement over the use of her photos.

You go, girl! It’s not often you get a case where there’s someone in the room with a higher hourly rate than the lawyers.

LMAO. Some smart Wizbang readers may make non obscene jokes that compare the people in the room at that deposition.

Oh and Steyn’s take on the Obama-Clinton race

The Democratic primary season seems to have dwindled down into a psycho remake of Driving Miss Daisy. The fading matriarch Mizz Hill’ry (Jessica Tandy) doesn’t want to give up the keys to the Democratic-party vehicle but the dignified black chauffeur Hokey (Morgan Freeman) insists it’ll be a much smoother ride with him in the driver’s seat, full of gear change you can believe in, etc. Yet, just as he thinks the old biddy’s resigned to a nomination as Best Supporting Actress, the backseat driver plunges her hat pin into his spine, wrests the wheel away and lurches across the median.

LOL, a psycho remake of Driving Miss Daisy. I could grow to like Steyn’s humor. Now if someone would only give him a map.

Not making the grade
The Knucklehead of the Day award