It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Due to technical problems last weekend last week’s contest is still open. You can enter that contest here. Winners for last weeks contest will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
“Darn. I knew I shouldn’t have hired Britney Spears’ career manager!”
“I think I’ll ask Mrs. Spitzer for some makeup sex”.
“My politics and law career is over. I guess I’ll have to take that Pimp daddy job”.
“Well, all in all, that didn’t turn out too bad”.
“PLAYGIRL Magazine here I come”.
Now Eliot resorts to impersonating the pool boy, in order to have sex with his wife.
OK… I’ve been forced to look at it, now where’s my $4,000?
Hello, my name is Eliot Spitzer, I’m unemployed and I live with my mother.
Can you see my boner? I taped it.
Taking a cue from gal pal Kristen, professionally challenged Eliot looks for work with the Empress’ club.
“Why, yes! For $5500 you can also eat my shorts!”
“I’m the product of a broken home!”
“…Oh!, That’s right, I’m the one who broke it!”
Eliot Spitzer prepares for his historic swim to the socialist paradise of Cuba, before the Feds move in.
WOW! I should have had a V-8!!
Are you oversexed? Let me put a governor on you.
(*to the tune of secret agent man*)
They gave you a number and took away your name.
“I’m glad that people have stopped thinking of me as just another number”
“You’re my wife, you should be happy for me. Now you can run for Congress, and then President. “
Eliot Spitzer was fired from doing American Express commercials when they asked “What’s in your wallet?” and he pulled out a receipt from the Emporer’s Club.
Bill Clinton got it for free
Spitzer didnt
Bill Clinton kept his job
Spitzer didnt
Bill Clinton kept his clothes on
Spitzer well um you get the idea.
“I’m sure glad I signed that extension to the unemployment benefits.”
“… head in hands. Simon says arms akimbo.”
Are you Governor of New York and a super delegate to the Democratic convention?
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
Have I told You lately Im a jac ass
Have I demonstrated there’s no one else above Me
You fill My nights with gladness, take away all My sadness
Ease My gonads that’s what You do
“Club Fed, it’s not too bad; three squares and a bunk, pool privleges. The only problem is Marion Barry’s loud snoring.”
If you play “Client Number 9” backwards, it sounds eerily like “Political career is dead, man!”
“Client number 9?? I thought they said Love Potion number 9”
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any guy who isn’t me tonight.
Look Ma, no pants!
Who needs good looks and charm with a fat wallet?
oh no! Shrinkage!
(my apologies to underdog)
There’s no need to fear! Spitzer is here!
when hookers in this world appear
and charm those that they should fear
and have sex with all who see or hear
the cry goes up both far and hither
for Spitzer! Spitzer! Spiterz! Spitzer!
speed of lightning, roar of thunder
screwing all who trick or plunder
Spitzer. Spitzer!
when the light in the bedrooms are red
of those whose hearts are filled with greed
who trick and hook those in power
charging more than $4000 an hour
goes Spitzer! Spitzer! Spitzer! Spitzer!
speed of lightning, roar of thunder
screwing all who trick or plunder
Spitzer. Spitzer!
(my apologies to Superman)
Orgasm faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than the LT Governor
Leaps tall hookers in a single bound
Out on the beach Look
It’s a Kennedy
It’s a Clinton
IT’S SPITZER
Yes, It’s Spitzer: strange democrat from another state who came to New York with money and cronies far beyond those of native New Yorkers.
Sptizer: who can afford $5000 an hour for sex, ruin his career in a single second; and who, disguised as Eliot: mild-mannered democrat for a great metropolitan city, fights a never ending battle for sex, Hillary and the Democratic party.”
“Clean Up On Isle Common Sense.”
I’m a steam roller baby,
A busted hunk of cocky punk.
Tongue Twister:
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.