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Florida is full of crazy people and they aren’t always criminals.

Senate committee passes bill that requires food establishments to have ‘enough’ toilet paper. Please define enough.

Two teenagers think it is a joke after they get arrested for attempted armed robbery. Where were they committing their dastardly deed? How about a police station.

Prosecutors in California have to drop murder charges after they discover their key witness was deported.

I make a bet you never heard of a person getting shot in this body part. Ouch!

What are friends for? You get shot and are lying on the ground. So what do they do? Take your trousers.

Buyer beware. Electronics made in China may come with little extras. Viruses.

A different type of story to tell when coming home from vacation.. A prisoner in New Zealand comandeers a tour bus.

Hey cousin. DNA indicates all American Indians descended from six women.

Suck It Up, Florida And Michigan
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