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Minnesota man pleads guilty to striking woman on the way to anger management class– Does he get an automatic F or is required to take remedial classes now?

Media expert decries campaign coverage– Asks when this Presidential race will end? The first Tuesday in November and the 2012 race will start the day after…..

Footwear fetish thief used boot odor to fantasize about owners– Can hardly wait for the American Psychiatric Association’s name for this disorder.

ESPN faces problems as sports network grows– Producers long for the good ole days of Australian Rules Football and Frisbee tournaments.

Microsoft cuts price for boxed Vista – I have a better idea. Pay people to use this piece of excrement operating system instead.

NJ students punished for penny payments– Students retaliate by paying in Baht next time.

Video of the Day: "Peaceful" protesting in Berkeley
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