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Finally, a statue dedicated to the Angry White Man – driving force behind election year politics since 1776.
Asgard or bust!
Take me home, take me home..
In memory of Dan Haggerty.
. . . and that’s how, without Hillary Care, Hepheistos became known as “the Bandy Leggged God.”
In preparation for President Obama’s inaugural address the statute of Marx is rushed into position to replace the statue of Liberty.
McCain tests out his new system for bringing conservatives to the polls in November.
Neck bone, you idiot … the head bone is connected to the NECK BONE! Pull this thing over …
The drive-by media works feverishly to preserve the legacy of Fidel Castro.
The Howard Dean Rolling Roadshow Memorial Statue continues its trek across America today. NYEEEEEARGH!
Dat’s right Gulliver, we’re taking you to a landfill in Jersey.
You gotta problem wit dat?
Hunting season opens on Mount Olympus. This year’s weapon of choice? The Remington Gorgon.
Authorities were set to question Ms Liberty after the remains of her former spouse were exhumed and foul play was suspected.
On the next E true Hollywood Story: The Collosus of Rhodes was riding the highlife as one of the famous “Seven Wonders of the World” until its life spiralled out of control thanks to drugs and alchohol.
As if spending centuries half-buried in the sand near two vast and trunkless legs of stone was not bad enough, he had to endure the indignity of being trucked off to be the central attraction in Ozymandiasworld.
Peter Built?? (Not That I can Tell)
The Islamic Rage Boy Statue is on it’s way to Gaza. Hamas used the rest of it to make Kasham rockets.
I fall to pieces
“Indiana University To Erect Statue Of Bobby Knight.”
“Now that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good silver boy like that.”
Despite their best efforts to create a robot to help provide relief to women with Persistent
Sexual Arousal Syndrome, scientists again had to return to the drawing board.
“calling all cars? calling all cars? enormous silver phallus is armed and dangerous.”
A very confident Barack Obama begins testing ways to transport the Statue of Liberty once it is sold to pay for social programs. According to anonymous sources, Hugo Chavez has already submitted an offer.
Onlookers were anxious to see all the parts of the 2008 version of David.
Pull my four foot finger.
“Sadness today, as even statues have falling on hard times thanks to the Bush recession, back to you Katie.”
Last time I buy a statue, with a subprime loan.
After this long trip from Iraq I definately need a haircut and trim.
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
Bill Clinton didnt realize that the DNC was talking about Hillary when they told him to take his “Big Mouth Bimbo” and go away.
That is definitely the last time I’m partying with those Taliban freaks… I mean it this time.
Or the really tasteless version:
Damn, when those Taliban guys said they were gonna blow me, honestly, I was thinkin something way different.
Hillary isn’t going to be happy when she sees the statue of herself that she ordered looks similar to her campaign: In Shambles.
“The only way to escape The Kraken is to head inland!”
The OSCAR committee refused to present Hillary an award even if she did bring her own statue.
Call Lewinski Gift Statuary when you want to give a little head.
Months after washing out of the Democratic primary, loyal staffers continue to collect the scattered remains of John Edward’s colossal sense of self-importance.
“Hey driver, you missed our exit! My nickname isn’t “Rusty”, and why can’t I ride shotgun for a change?!”
After years of planning and fundraising the monument commemorating the Starr report is becoming a reality.
oil can…. oil can… oil can…
Atlas Shattered.
The award in the new IRON MAN COMPETITION
In an attempt to raise interest in the oscar’s presentation, the new 100 foot statues that will be handed out this year, made their way to Hollywood this week.
Hillary and Bubba the tin-eared man are off to see the wizard.
Quit pulling my leg.
Zothos the titan was unearthed from his million year captivity by drawing the puny humans with his mind powers. But he did not foresee their lust for his silver body, and was immediately hauled off to be smeltered into bars.
…”Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces lost…”
“Seward’s Folly Revisited”… This years Reynolds Award winner was a head-and-shoulders (no pun meant) choice over the runner up from Cuisinart,”Pot Head”.
“Slow down!! Slow down!! Cop on the left! Cop on the left!” I love this back seat driving.
…All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Hillary together again…
Props on their way to the AWM(Angry White Man) Convention.