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After losing the democratic nomination for President, Hillary decided to take her statue down outside the DNC and go home.
Mexico’s version of the oscar, The Juan, is being transported to the film festival. ww
Memo to Hillary: Praying to an effigy of Howard Dean ain’t gonna help.
Two Argonauts and A Truck moving service.
Hillary: “Now I’ll get Bill on Mt. Rushmore… too bad its his ‘O’ face though.”
“No not that finger Pretzel_Logic.”
Hello Onstar…. some big prick is blocking traffic on 495.
“I’ve fallen… and I can’t get up!”
LifeCall DNC dispatcher: “We’re sending help immediately, Sen. Clinton!”
Clinton unveils the new tax code to pay for Universal Health Care; country wishes they could go back to when taxes were just an arm and a leg.
“That’s gonna leave a mark.”
Costs an arm and a head to relocate these days…
Acting has always been represented by the two masks: comedy and tragedy. Hollywood is adding a third mask: “What the hell kind of crap is that!?”
The Cubans went ahead and had Castro bronzed. Now they just prop him up wherever they need him.
How the democrats plan to haul a grateful America in a new direction.
Another voter accidentally gazed upon Hillary’s new snake hairdo.
Primitive cultures will put up statues of Al Gore to break heat waves.
The Awakening…
Struggling for 27 years to get out of Washington, finally escapes.
Remnants of the Tsar 1 satellite were taken to an undisclosed location for analysis.
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President Obama has outlawed statues that might even vaguely look like Mohammed.
Hollywood is replacing the Oscar statue, with this one of a stylized Karl Marx. It’s a nice match for the red carpet they already use.
Mr. Gulliver goes to Washington
Obama’s first act as President was to have prosperity thrown out of town.
That’s American honor under ANY democrat administration.
Washington DC decides to take trafficking in body parts seriously for a change.
Since the dems took over, Ozymandias figured the real wasteland action was here in the States.
Delivery is being taken on a statue to commemorate the Tomb of the Unknown Bush Derangement Syndrome Sufferer, to be put up on 1-22-09
It’s for the new Iraq War memorial. The statue captures the look on our soldiers faces when they first realized that Obama was serious about forcing us to abandon the Iraqis to al Qaeda thugs.
Hilary Clinton hauls her new race face to Texas.
“I look messed up?
You should see the other guy!”
Replacement parts for candidate Hillary had to be trucked in after heavy damage was taken in last night’s debate!
Angry Jesus is not pleased.
Hmmm, looks like the last Ron Paul supporter is leaving the convention.
Governor Riddick’s Necromonger removal program wraps up on Helion Prime.
“The Colossus of Roads”
Why, yes, I am having a 70-foot aluminum anatomically-correct sculpture of myself put up in the front yard. You think the homeowner association will mind?
Transportation crews move a new gilded statue to the Iranian capitol of Tehran for the unveiling of the new Islamic holiday commemorating Islamic Rage Boy.
“It’s just a flesh wound… I’ll bite your legs off.”
Hillary celebrates her ascendancy by dedicating a touching tribute to radical feminism during her inauguration: “The Dismembered Man.”
Michael Moore, determined to have Castro at the Academy Awards, Begins construction on a Bearded “Trojan Horse. “with our security at the border being what it is, it should be a snap” he said.
… and that was nothing compared to Zeus’ surprise at being dismembered.
The new Huckabee statue attemps to demonstrate he’s not a complete idiot.
Herculean Road Rage!
Correction:
The painful result when [the] Republican Party tries to get “a leg up” on the competition by moving left.
They say that Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships.
That’s nothing.
Hillary of Chappaqua has the face that shattered a thousand statues.
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Construction continued on the new Serial Killers’ Garden of Dismemberment as John Murtha vigorously defended the earmark….
Too bad the rest of the statue was recycled into 10,000 beer cans
An accident occurred with a semi carrying the legs and wrecked ’em.
Even with its statue and extensive media coverage, Chicago’s “Birthplace of Ted Kaczynski” meme failed to attract any new convention business.
Al Gore marked the occasion by reminding Americans that without urgent action Global Warming would cause the statue to resemble Wilford Brimley by 2030 and melt completely by 2050.