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The Huckster is also a pluckster.
Music that turns heads.
The Devil went down to Georgia…He was looking for some souls to steal.
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land.
Mike Huckabee continues his “According to Jim” campaign theme:
–Jimmy Carter on foreign policy
–James Dobson on social issues
–Jimi Hendrix on guitar
“Pull My finger and I toot a mean Dixie”
This is Banal Crap
Huckabee later showed the audience he wore neither boxers nor briefs.
The amazing thing about the Dancing Bear is not how gracefully it dances but that it dances at all.
Gov. Huckabee jams in celebration after successfully pressuring the Boy Scouts of America Caddo Area Council (Arkansas) to award his son, Mike, the rank of Eagle Scout in spite of Mike being fired from the Boy Scout Camp Pioneer for torturing and lynching a stray dog.
Huckabee was quoted during the celebration “It’s good to be guv”.
Real Eagle Scouts who abide by the Scout Oath and Law were not available for comment.
“I’d like to say thank you on behalf of the group and myself and I hope we passed the audition…..”
Just remember, you can’t dance to this fine after-sermon selection.
If the Huckster were a democrat,
he’d be playing the ‘Grateful Dead’.
Guitar Zero.
I’ll be your Huckleberry.
♬
The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I’ve got the feeling someone’s gonna be cutting the thread
♬
Mike Huckabee wonders why everyone keeps requesting “Flim Flam Man”, but begins singing anyway…
Hands off the man, the flim flam man.
His mind is up his sleeve and his talk is make believe.
Oh lord, the man’s a fraud, he’s a flim flam man.
He’s so cagey, he’s a flim flam man.
Huckabee’s guitar-playing, like his politics, influences people to look to the Right … which is away from him.
When they said “Play that funky music white boy”, it wasn’t supposed to be a literal translation…
Mike slowly discovers that a 25 minute bass solo isn’t exactly popular with the fans…
The Huckster belts out America’s newest Hit “I am your brother, your best friend forever”
“It goes to eleven.”
LOL @ Piso Mojado… I loved that guy! Was that a real song, or did he make it up?
How did Huckabee become so popular? Robert Johnson told him about a “guy” who makes deals down at the crossroads.
For a serious run at the office, he changed his name to “Huckabee” after focus groups reacted negatively to a possible “President Ywengie Malmsteen”.
Visitors to the Little Rock & Roll hall of fame turned just in time to see the Spinal Tap drummer spontaneously ignite.
Not all guys need a fancy car to compensate for “shortcomings”…
“Rock-a-billy Huckabee” would be an awesome band name.
Lady in crowd: “Finally! Our guest of honor has arrived!… Welcome, Mr.Hunt!”
Lady in crowd: “Finally! Our guest of honor has arrived!… Welcome, Mr.Ock!”
With apologies for my immaturity. 😉
“Huck-a-bee”?… Sounds like a contest at a hillbilly reunion.
“I’m on a mission from God.”
“You guys may count me out now but just wait ’till I unlease my Star Power!”
The grimace on Governor Huckabee’s face came as he realized the no-win situation he had just placed himself in.
If he played the piece well, he would lose the Arkansas vote but, if he played it badly, he would lose the Alabama vote. Like almost all politicians, he chose mediocrity and, as can be seen from the photo, he quickly lost the South Carolina vote.
Just another Basshole at play
“If The Voting Booth Is A Rockin’ Don’t Bother Knockin’.”
I am….the great pretender…
“But I go to 11, you see…”
Attention Ladies and Gentlemen! the pardoned guests of honor have arrived..
Huckabee wooing the crowds.
“Governor, I played with Bootsy Collins. I knew Bootsy Collins. Bootsy Colling was a good friend. And Governor, you’re no Bootsy Collins.”
Tower of Babel meets Tower of Power.
“The crowd grew eerily silent when Gov. Huckabee went into his Gene Simmons impression while playing “Rock and Roll All Nite”…
The crowd gathered to hear Mike Huckabee lost interest when actor Ralph Machio arrived.
C-C-C-C major, A-A-A-A minor…what’s that playin’ on the radiooo? Why did my polls up and then drop so lowwww? Life rearranges…these constant changes.
Apologies to fans of Grease.
“As long as there’s, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.”
Thank God they dont write em like that anymore.
“Rock And Roll With The Pundits.”
I didn’t know Richard Nixon could play the guitar.
As he focused on his fingers the crowd focused on Fred.