It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
1. Playing bass solo. Cool
2. Playing bass solo at a campaign rally. Trendy
3. Playing bass solo at a campaign rally and really laying it down. Outstanding
4. Playing bass solo at a campaign rally and not realizing the crowd is listening to Fred… Priceless
Man, nobody likes my Deliverence allegory. Better play to the base…
Huckabee knew his presidential bid was headed for dire straights when he saw Ted Kennedy driving the tour/campaign bus.
The crowd behind Huckleberry….. ” yeah!! MJ’s finally here!”
Huckabee was so caught up in his solo that he failed to notice Chuck Norris drop-kicking the AP reporter that was peppering him with questions about the candidate’s stance on Creationism.
Jim Jones rolls over in His sulfur.
Well she was only 13, only 13
But, hey, I’m from Arkansas
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Woo hoo Woo hoo hoo
Woo hoo Woo hoo hoo
Woo hoo Woo hoo hoo
Woo hoo Woo hoo hoo
Woo hoo
Woo hoo
Woo hoo Woo hoo hoo
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In-a-gadda-divida baby…..
Don’t you know that I love you…..
“I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you… fire!”
I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bones
I gave my love a story
That had no end
I gave my…
Just then John McCain grabbed the guitar and smashes it against the wall; and says, “Sorry.”
I wonder if any of them popcorned squirrels were Rabid??
“On To Woodstock And Let’s Win There!!!!!”
You can fool some of the sheeple some of the time..
But You cant fool all of the sheeple all of the time..
__ An ode from a redneck toad __
“The Axeman Cometh.”
“All your Conservative Bass are belong to me!”
“… but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”
Pull My Finger.
[I continue to protest the greatest caption that only got an honorable mention!! :-D)
The Ronco Electric Cheese Slicer Seems To Be a Crowd Pleaser.
“Keith Richards Sure Does Clean Up Nice.”
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Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly,
and the spiders from Mars. He played it left hand
But made it too far
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy’s band
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We he played on the Jay Leno show, the bass part was audible AFTER he stopped playing.
Anyway, no Fender, no cred.
Everybody Polka!!
With a bald pate I stab at thee!
Which one is the telecaster?
“Knock, knock, knockin’ on heaven’s door…”
“In Birmingham they love the governor…even the one from Arkansas…”
Mike Huckabee plays the Blues after losing in Wyoming, New Hampshire, Michigan, Nevada and South Carolina. Meanwhile, his supporters start gravitating toward McCain and Romney.
Now if I can hit.. this note.. just right, McCain will self destruct, and I’ll take South Carolina.
” History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of Man….Huckzilla..”
“So, he won’t take my Metamucil advice… The brown note, that’ll fix Romney.”
What the huck?!!
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.