Would It Help If I Cried In Public?

For the first time, my health insurance is offering a health-club membership subsidy. And I thought it might be a good idea to get myself at least marginally closer to being in shape, so I looked into it.

It turns out that I can get between a 25% and 60% discount on my membership, thanks to my employer. So I went online and looked for health clubs in my area that I could join.

It turns out there are 12 participating health clubs within 30 miles of my home.

One is called “Ladies Workout Express.”

The other 11 are all “Curves” franchises.

CURSE my overwhelming masculinity and unmistakable alpha-maleness…

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