Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit. Everyone loves Microsoft bashing so this picture was ripe with possibilities. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Attendees look at a Fiat, right, and Ford Cobra, left, at the Microsoft Auto exhibit at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) in Las Vegas, Monday, Jan. 7, 2008. (AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Usful Ijit) – “ZuneBuggy

2) (the brain) – “For use with Microsoft Roads(TM) coming soon to a area near you!

3) (fustian) – “Where do you want to crash today?

4) (Dave W) – “There’s no Blue Screen when this crashes, just death.

5) (jc) – “Little paper clip pops up out of the dash: ‘It looks like you’re trying to parallel park.’

6) (kbiel) – “…and Windows Genuine Advantage will conveniently connect to our server each time you start your car to assure that your car is properly licensed. If the car is not properly licensed you will be allowed to drive up to 10 miles an hour and only make left turns until you buy a proper license.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian) – “To start the car, you simply press the brake, pull on the door handle, and open the glove box simultaneously. Then type in your password and off you go.

That’s it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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