Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster hit with over 160 entries, and few complaints. The complaints were answered by folks on the original entry. If you didn’t like the picture you probably won’t find the winning captions humorous either, so just move right along. I’m betting, however, that most people will want to see the winning captions, so if you’re in that group read on…

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Chelsea Clinton greets local residents during a campaign stop with her mother Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., Wednesday, Dec. 26, 2007, Mount Pleasant, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (John Stark) – “I’m adopted! Thank God!!!!!

2) (914) – “A face only a beaver could love.

3) (OregonMuse) – “What you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a corrupt politician.

4) (fustian) – “Surgeons mistakenly put the collagen in her teeth.

5) (Falze) – Hillary: “Are you sure the lift looks…natural?
Carville: “You look great! No one will be able to tell you had any work done! Take THAT, Drudge!

6) (Jay Wills) – “From the piercing call of the ultrasonic whistle, Chelsea knew it was, at last, time for dinner.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to John Stark’s winning entry. In it’s place I’m awarding the best use of a Caddyshack reference to:

(Pretzel_Logic) – “Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it…

That’s it for this weeks contest. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Bloomberg may yet run for President
Fred Speaks Directly to Iowa Voters