Rove to Write Memoirs, Liberals Vow Protests

I’m kidding about the protests.

Then again, maybe that’s not a joke.

I can see it now.

Waves of old hippies and young students dragging their pot bellies and paper mache hats from VW Bugs and Toyota Priuses. Forming human chains in front of Borders stores. Shouting down anyone who might dare purchase the work of the eeeeevil, raycist KKKarl Rooovvvvve.

Throwing Molotov cocktails. Acting out like loons.

Sort of like the days before and after elections.

In any event, here’s a link to the salient news item:

Karl Rove Inks $1M-Plus Memoir Deal

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Cue the imperial theme music.

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