A Public Service Announcement — And A Plea For Some Fresh Material

OK, I see it’s time to review a few basic rules of life:

1) No teenager of either sex is going online looking to have sex with people significantly older.

2) No one in Nigeria really wants to give you millions of dollars.

3) There are no free-lance hitmen just waiting for average people to find them and pay them to kill someone.

I enjoy a good dumb-criminal story as much as the next person (or more), but come on, folks — let’s shake these things up a bit and come up with some new angles. These are getting boring.

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