OK, I see it’s time to review a few basic rules of life:
1) No teenager of either sex is going online looking to have sex with people significantly older.
2) No one in Nigeria really wants to give you millions of dollars.
I enjoy a good dumb-criminal story as much as the next person (or more), but come on, folks — let’s shake these things up a bit and come up with some new angles. These are getting boring.