It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut on Friday.
Wii-mote contwol sold separately.
Every time a Wii rings up, another gym teacher throws up.
Short of gift ideas? Showcasing popular games that Democrats can now play on the Wii:
Out the Operative
Your quest is to gather the names of secret U.S. operatives and leak their identities to the New York Times for publication. Bonus points if a U.S. operative gets killed.
Biff the Surrender Monkey
Biff must gather the materials for assembling a white flag, and then take the flag from his own camp to the enemy camp. Biff sustains his health by eating blocks of cheese found along the way. Biffs’ health diminishes when he encounters the virtues of honor or courage. On those occasions, he must eat the cheese to reinstate his health.
Leech Metamorphosis
First, the player morphs from a village worker to a giant leech in his or her sleep. The leech must find a friendly village magistrate to order the workers in the village to supply you, the leech, with blood. Hurry, your life depends on it
Reveal the Racist
There are racists in every crowd. It is your job to determine who the racists are by asking questions, or by observation. Is she a Rush Limbaugh listener? Racist! See a copy of Ann Coulter’s book in someone’s possession? Racist! A Republican bumper sticker on the car? You’re getting the idea!
HA HA HA!!!
ALL YOUR WII BELONG TO US!!
WOPR: “Shall Wii play a game?”
Of course, I had to pay extra for the “!!M” collectors version, but I’m worth it…
Wii The People
Confucius say where there a Wii, there also a Vii.
“Wii” is Japanese for “All your children are belong to us!”.
Wii are the world
Wii are the children
Wii are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving
There’s a choice Wii’re making
Wii’re saving our own lives
It’s true Wii’ll make a better day
Just you and Wii
Ohhhhhhh ……… ahhhhhh ……. he found my Wii-spot.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut on Friday.