It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
Van Damage
American Idol jumps the shark…….again.
My eyes… they burn.
Man-Boob Pron
See? I told you guys this new Java applet would let me do the Cold Fusion Levitation Trick!
This is just the kind of thing Al Gore invented the internet for.
Average lefty troll kicking the door of Wizbang’s comment section.
Joy Behar’s husband [shudder] reacts to Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s announcement she will be leaving the show earlier than expected. “Yee-ha!!! No more Republicans”!
Every time Hillary slaps Bill for cheating on her, her “slappin’ hand” becomes increasingly powerful.
“HIGH KARATE” is NOT FOR DRINKING!!
I told you not to go to that Nascar race without getting vaccinated!
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Enter the Draggin’. Starring Loose N. Chu-bee.
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Coffee spew alert for comments 45 and 80–oh man those were soooo funny!!
Bust a move!
Hmmm, where to start….? Am I limited to one ream of paper?
Shown above, a photo you cannot stop looking (and laughing) at. Don’t deny it.
The hybrid action/reality show, “FATMAN”, failed to impress viewers.
Jedi Knight “Ima Fat-wan” is introduced on the Star Wars TV series.
James Murtz (undeclared major), a sophomore at State denied being associated with the huffing underground despite evidence to the contrary. “Glue, no way man,” said a red-faced panting Murtz, “four Red Bulls and a handful of No-Doz and I’m a superhero dude. Watch this!”
With apologies to “Animal House”,
Dean Vernon Wormer: “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
“Drunken Tiger, Broken Dragon”
Another batch of Chinese-made jeans fails the “fat boy Kung fu kick” quality test.
The empties were discarded. The spills had been mopped up. The liquor bottles had been topped off with water. But upon returning home from their trip, the Warren’s could not help but notice the Larry-shaped hole in the dining room floor.
I remember my first beer.
Does this tie make me look fat?
Brent Spiner has really let himself go since the last Star Trek movie.
Emma Jane knew she was taking an awful chance when she locked her bedroom door so her son, Jamie, couldn’t get to her underthings.
John Edwards without his makeup.
Al Gore’s most powerful argument against global warming:
It will cause unattractive people to take off their clothes!
Hillary picked up the photo she had long forgot about. It had been 35 years since she looked into the attic drawer where she hid the mementos of her college years. There with the bong, Yale year book, and the stained skirt of that fateful night at the Delta house lay the image that had drawn her to him in the only consensual sexual encounter they would ever have. After that night she knew she didn’t like men. But she would need Bill for her lifetime charade.
“It has worked” she thought. “Not perfectly, but good enough.”
Then her thoughts drifted to Nancy, her real love.
Listen to the theme song, pause this at :41 (the frame just before it changes to :42), and then go back and look at the picture. I’m telling you, we’ve discovered HKP’s true identity.
May he be immortalized forever.
The checkered demon was cross-eyed with delight.
Take that you blackguard, and I fart in your general direction!
Rodney was chagrined when he discovered (during his flying easy chair approach) that his housemates had rearranged the furniture, placing a glass coffee table where his easy chair used to be.
At a recent press conference Al Gore displayed this college photograph of himself to support his claim that the movie “Enter the Dragon” was actually based on his life.
Tired of answering the VRWC about charges of lying about his magic hat John Kerry displays a photograph of what he claims is the Spec OPs soldier that gave him the hat.
A party was held for the 1,000,000th satisfied customer of Hillarycare.
AT&T’s new wireless spokesman proudly proclaim’s “I’m here to kick some Verizon Brad’s ass”
Even athletic idiots should wear underwear.
The DVD anniversary issue of the movie Jackass offers collectors even more ‘Easter Eggs’.
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Joe Francis continues building the franchise from jail as he greenlights his latest venture, “Frat Boys Gone Wild”. We’re not able to confirm reports that he was inspired to pursue the project after a late-night shower incident.
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The influence of Reality TV finally makes its way into public service announcements. Here we see an updated version of the famous ‘This is your brain…this is your brain on drugs’ commercial with the verisimilitude Generation X-ers have become accustom to.
Is that really his “finger”?
Democrats replaced their party mascot today. They stated that this picture more accurately represents their base than the jackass previously used.
Bill Clinton practices his grand entrance in anticipation of his return to the White House.
Another vitim of Taco Bell’s new Explosive Burrito Supreme!
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.