It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners from last week as well as this week will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
You think this costume is scary? You should see me naked.
Hillary scare
Hillary Scare!
Quick! Somebody throw some water on her!
Just another poorly devised plan for Universal Health Scare
The Democrats will Endora!
“…and the material is stain proof!”
This truth the MSM will not spread,
Hillary will get 100% of the votes of the dead!
Ding Dong, this wicked witch we dread!
So my little Pretty. You thinkI’m a witchdo you? You ain’t seen nothing yet!
November 4, 2008 – “What a World, What a World, What a World..”
“Everybody thought the Wicked Witch of the South didn’t exist…[insert evil cackle here].”
Hillary announces Doctor Bombay will be the new Surgeon General.
“Sure… I can make an elephant fly.”
“Tell me, why do witches burn?”
…
…
…”because they’re made of … wood?”
“Throw ‘er into the pond!!”
Vote Hillary.
Or she’ll sic the flying monkeys on you!
Spell on the Nobel committee? Whatever do you mean? Mwah ha, mwah ha, mwah hahahhaaaaa.
got Satan?
Veeshir,
Thanks.
Beasts in black satin
Never reaching young Men
Letters i’ve hidden
No whitewater again
Sandy has always been
A tried and true friend
The documents stolen
Will never be seen again
Cause I hate You yes I hate You ohhhh how I hate You
The Wicked Witch of the Left
WICKED!
ASSHAT
…dressing in black did not make Hillary’s thighs looks smaller, so now she is resorting to witchcraft…
Hillary vows she will be the first Wiccan elected to the Presidency
Shortly after this photo was taken the International Order of Witches Association (IOWA) sued Hillary Clinton for giving witches a bad name. Thusly, Hillary loses the Iowa vote.
Odd. I thought Hillary already had the dead vote already wrapped up?
Okay, one more (stolen from the movie Stay Tuned which, for John Ritter and Pam Dawber, is surprisingly dark and funny)
“Now that’s funny, it knocked me off my hooves.”
Let me take off my hat so I can continue to masquerade as a presidential contender.
Hillary promises that if she is elected President, there will be a newt in every pot and a broom in every garage.
Hillary channels Margaret Hamilton while Bill tries in vain to change the channel!
cackle cackle cackle are You ready for some bitchcraft?
“My other hat is an iron mask!”
Depth takes a holiday.
The twisting mass reverts to its original form with just the right hat.
Hillary, the new “Black” President, where Bill was the First Black President.
“No, that is NOT a broom stick in my pocket. It’s a tool I am going to use on the American people.”
Hey Senator, you can find your broom at Fort Macy Park.
“No, No, its Xombies that want brains. I certainly don’t want any brains.”
“Due to stem cell research I do have two eyebrows, they’re prehensile, but still separate.”
“By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.”
HT: Shakespeare’s Macbeth
Whitewatergate flashback:
Hillary takes her lawyer’s advice literally and keeps the Rose Law Firm billing records under her hat.
With the reincarnation of the Wicked Witch of the West, the munchkins are once again put into serfdom.
“Where are my ruby red slippers?”
In the latest Supreme Court assisted suicide case, Bill Clinton presents irrefutable proof that there are some things worse than death.
Placard in Wizbang.com Hall of Fame
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Recieved the most entries
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Hillary asserts that she is actually a witch that was born in Salen and absolutely denies accusations that she is merely sucking up to the pagan voting block.
“Play ball… oh wait wrong hat”
Bill CLinton was overheard to say “Hell if Hillary would have posed that way for me I would have never needed Monica”
Little do they know, this is not a costume (cackle, cackle).
(Alternate ending to Jeff Blogworthy’s poem)
Living breathing constitution;
Speeds us towards The Final Solution.
Living breathing constitution;
Speeds us towards the Right’s dissolution.