It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners from last week as well as this week will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
Shrinkage.
Pretty much anything that rhymes with “itch” will do.
And Romney thought HIS religion was going to be an issue.
Hillary Clinton
Truth in advertising
The Wicked Witch of the South
Bill was copacetic about the whole thing until he found out SWMBO didn’t stand for — Sex With My Bitchin’ Oldie
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something odd looking about Hillary’s new hijab…
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Eye of Bush and hair of Newt;
From Iraq we’ll make you scoot.
Confiscation for your good;
Health care for your neighborhood.
Living breathing constitution;
Speeds us towards The Final Solution.
I’ll get your votes my pretties and your little dogs’ too.
It must just be a costume because there is no way, NO WAY, that she weighs the same as a duck.
RE-DEFEAT COMMUNISM!
Just in case the unthinkable happens, the Air Force is currently flight testing Air Broom One.
I knew that cackle sounded familiar.
Is America ready for a gingerbread White House?
If Jim Addison doesn’t win this one, the Wizbang! Weekend Caption Contest can’t be taken seriously anymore.
Anxious to prove she’s a good sport about rumors spread through the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Hillary posed the week wearing a strap-on.
We are not amused. As soon-to-be-Empress of America, We, Hillary the First, deign a crown as more suitable to Our position.
Anxious to prove she’s a good sport about rumors spread through the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Hillary posed the following week wearing a strap-on.
Lousy grammar…
And we wonder why Bill’s a womanizer….
Bill! My brooms stuck again!
Where’s Dorothy and her house when you need her?”
“Hee hee hee ha ha! Going so soon? I wouldn’t hear of it! Why, my little party’s just beginning!”
If the hat fits, …
have I got a place to put this point!!!
“and your little johnson too..”
#34 : Cold as a witches tit in a brass bra…
It’s YOUR time and YOUR dime that will disappear!
Fashion by Harpies ‘R Us.
This is cute,but don’t you think the Darth Vader costume is much more fitting?
You found my magic hat! Where was it, Vietnam?
Healthcare? These things must be done DEEEL-icately. Poppies…….
Nomination? Check.
Magic powers? Check.
Now where did I put that spell for Bill’s genital cuff?
Distracted by campaign coverage, the MSM drops the ball and allows an unphotoshopped image of Hillary to hit the presses.
Bitch is the new black
“Hey, does anyone know a ‘reverse cankles’ spell?”
The Treat Nazi
WING OF BAT,BONE OF FISH,LIZARDS GIZARDS.AND GNUS WART,OWLS FEATHER,AND WIZARDS TWART,MOKEYS EYE,AND CATS HAIR,DOGS TOUGNE,AND PUS FROM STY. and DINNER TIME BILL
“I’ll get your office, and your little dog Barney too!”
“Me… a minion of Satan? Ha, thats a laugh… but I might let him be my veep.”
“BWAHAHAhahahaha! And your little nest egg, too!”
I’m not a witch, I have the heart of a child……… dozens of them in fact.
Senator Clinton proposes her new plan of a car in every garage and a child in every pot.
Where is Hansel and Gretal to shove her into the oven?
Where is Dorthy and Toto when you need them?
Jeff Blogworthy, good poem.
My entry?
“Does this hat make me look evil?”
do dodoo dodoo do doooooo….what does She mean bring Me Dorothy?
Men in black!
Senator Clinton discovers that her husband has hired an intern named Dorothy
The clothing is for everyday wear, but she saves the matching hat for special occasions.