Miss Teen USA South Carolina Gets A Mulligan

Miss Teen USA South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton, who we introduced you to on Monday and followed up with a humorous fisking of her answer, got another chance to answer the question she bungled last Friday courtesy of The Today Show. Her answer wasn’t nearly as much fun…

“I would love to re-answer that question,” Upton said. “Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don’t know anyone else who doesn’t. And if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography.”

Clearly the pageantbots got a hold of our little confused beauty queen and implanted a bland, cheery, non-offensive answer in her little pageant brain. With that her fifteen minutes are probably now up. At least we now have a link to the swimsuit pictures, and of course we’ll always have the memory of her original ‘deer in the headlights’ response.

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