It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
Heard of “The Picture of Dorian Gray”? This is “The Picture of John Edward’s Hair”!
Here’s my attempt: :p
“The Democrat’s definition of gun control.”
How much fiber does your cereal have? Is it as much as new “Colon Blow”?
Michael Vick doggie treats.
Fire lit under wok to prepare Chinese bird’s nest soup. High iron content good for blood. Very healthy!
I told you there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
Be careful and don’t accidently hit that quart of oil over there, it’ll drive the price of crude per barrel way up.
AL GORE LOBOTOMY SUCCESSFUL
Pictured: Workers are seen rearranging Fred Thompson’s gun locker.
“Screw the plowshares, let’s make bigger and better guns!
The league was troubled after a surprise inspection of Barry Bonds’ bat collection revealed some slight anomalies.
And this is why I always recommend keeping at least one gun with a nylon barrel.
China begins checking for impurities in products headed for American markets.
Democratic Delegates from Florida, receive an unexpected gift from the NRA!
I was only supposed to get one? Why do they call it ‘pick-up-sticks’?
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Dennis Kucinich is such a black hole for personality, he’s begun to attract metal.
As noted military historian Bugs Bunny would say: “This means war!”.
A tragedy unfolded at the Montevideo gun smelting plant when it transpired that someone had forgotten to unload all of the weapons.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.