It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners for last week’s contest and this week’s will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
Sen. Obama test drives school bus Naggins’ new escape vehicle for the next Katrina. “Damn W and F.E.M.A. for holding up production on this life saving device”, Obama said as he choked up, “We could’ve saved so many votes…uh, lives, that’s it, we could’ve saved so many lives.”
“I’m gonna ram the little freckled kid into next Tuesday, no wait, scratch that. I’m gonna come up behind the little blonde girl, and give her a good whiplashing, then I’m gonna waste the freckled kid.”
Obama stepped off his private jet to showcase the car of the future which he claims will cut oil consumption just enough to make up for the US attacking friendly oil producing countries
Barack Obama, with his daughter at his side, leads the 2045th Bumper Brigade into Waziristan. For the first time in the annals of military history, a battle was won when the enemy laughter at the oncoming onslaught brought on an avalanche from the mountain above.
“Revvin’ up your engine
Listen to her howlin’ roar
Metal under tension
Beggin’ you to touch and go
Highway to the Danger Zone.”
OK, all joking aside, I like this picture. He looks like he’s having a blast, and who wouldn’t have fun at bumper cars? Looks like he’s releasing a little stress.
“YeeHaw! I’m shakin’ it up! I’m the OBAMINATOR!”
“See, honey? This is how daddy’s gonna roll back those evil tax cuts!”
OK, act natural. I will get you accross into the United States so you can be with the rest of your illegal imigrant family.I’m sorry, your undocumented family members. The boarder station will not question me,Barack Obama, the next President; about your citizenship status. Relax.
As he would the safety of the nation if President, Obama ignores his daughter’s well-being, fixated on causing a spectacular collision.
Taking fun from kids is better than threatening to nuke Iran, bitches.
Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is a clear winner. Battin’ 1000. Must feel nice.
After I flatten these lamerz, I’m going after that fool running around in a wire ball!
Drive by….drive thru….what’s the difference?
When I get done here, everyone’s going to need my socialized medical plan!
She had fun fun fun ’til her daddy took the T-Bird away …
“Mmmm…roadkill!”
The once “eloquent” Barrack Obama takes time out of his campaign to engage with the remaining few who still take him seriously.
I actually voted for the big slide..before I voted against it!
“Return to Brentwood”
Daddy slow down! dennis fell off of the bumper again..
“I was a teenage crash test dummy“
Can I get Me a hunting liscense here?
“It won’t go!”
You have to turn the wheel all the way and push the pedal.
“It still won’t go!”
You have to turn it the other way.
“I’m stuck!”
(Ride stops, all eyes on Obama.) Here Dad, let me show you.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.