It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday. Your votes will determine the coveted Reader’s Choice Award.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
Man trapped in bizarre Silly String accident says he is learning to cope.
Pictured: Harry Reid cutting and running from Iraq.
I hate Harry *&^^*&%# Potter!
It’s the new iCar from Apple. It’ll do zero to sixty in 3.6 seconds, but it doesn’t have a single option and it can only be fueled once you sign a two-year contract with Shell.
Sound system’s sick, though.
The Matrix takes a new approach to meet their energy needs.
New Democratic Logo, a jackass/squirrel cage — Enables one to furiously run in place with both feet planted firmly in mid-air.
That’s a dead moonbat.
No he isn’t. He’s a Norwegian Blue, and he’s pining for the fjords!
Modern high-tech photography proves that you can’t actually run away from your own farts.
The modern democratic candidate, protected wherever they go by an impervious press protective bubble.
New particulate imagery proves that Al Gore has mistaken poor personal hygiene for global warming.
You can tell he’s a Hillary supporter. He’s encased in spun bullshit.
I loved that basketball
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went
That basketball was like a basketball to me
Ignorant mime performs “Trapped in Sphere”.
“My effort to prove that expulsion of methane gas would raise the temperature of my little bubble failed, but there were other, unexpected, levitational results.”
George Bush says, “You’re not coming near me with that colonoscopy probe!”
“Jane, stop this crazy thing! Help, Jane!“
“No more speedbumps! Please, no more speedbumps!!
IncrediBoy is Back!
High-ranking democrat politicians reveal their latest latest plan, an armored Kevlar® high-tech retreat mechanism for military forces in Iraq.
Hairy Reed held a news conference/photo-op today where he claimed that,” it’s every man for himself.”
Two men enter, one man leaves… with the cage.
“look at all the weight Cheney lost when we locked him in that ball contraption while he was legally President.”
Democrats sponsor legislation aimed at greater “freedom” for Americans.
“Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should” exhibit on display.
“…run in circles, scream and shout…”
or
“You can check out any time you like, but you can NEVER leave…”
PETA has finally gone too far in protesting Gerbils as pets
“Help! I got balled by a giant hamster.”
Even as an adult, Charlie Brown, never acquired an aptitude for flying a kite.
The Moonbat Caginator — when you want your moonbats spun instead of shaken.
Democrats flaunt their prosecutorial immunity afforded them by the Constitution as elected representatives just after voting against the John Doe amendment.
A moonbat test-drives the Buck-moonster Ball, a new invention to replace tinfoil hats as a means to reflect secret mind-control radio waves. “Frankly, the tinfoil hats made us look just plain stupid,” said the inventor.
When you Slinkey gets tangled, it’s time to just through it out.
After a trying week running the Senate, Harry Reid decided on a new career that was a little less frustrating.
Democrats consider legislation that would provide subsidies for the “Ballmobile,” a human powered form of transportation that has no carbon emissions. Testing is not complete, as several people have died after inadvertently “rolling” in front of buses and automobiles.
“I’m having a ball in Europe. Be home soon.”
Please step to the rear of the sphere.
New on NBC this fall, SPHERE FACTOR.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.