Did Wayne Industries underwrite this research?

It turns out that for over a century, we might have been looking at the wrong animal for inspiration…

P. J. O’Rourke, All The Trouble In The World:

Why do people spend so little time contemplating the ugliness of nature? A Jamaican fruit bat look like a colonel in the rat air force. And it’s got a set of teeth that you could use to perform an appendectomy. If I were Jamaican, I’d keep the fruit out in the garage or maybe rent a mini-storage space. There was another bat, I didn’t catch the name, which ate pollen or pollinated plants or did something in the pollen line. Anyway, it had a tongue that was a surprise. If bats wore blue jeans, this fellow would be able to get change out of his hip pocket with his tongue.

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