Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ had fewer entries than normal, but there were some real winners among them. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., right, looks at Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa as they read from a book to pre-schoolers at UCLA's Kreiger Cebter in Los Angeles Wednesday, May 30, 2007. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (John in CA) – “Remember, children, keep voting for Democrats, and we’ll keep reading to you. If you vote for Republicans, they’ll make you learn to read it yourself.

2) (fustian) – “Hillary, Hillary what do you see?
$100,000 in mutton futures looking at me.

3) (McCain) – “My Pet Vote.

Honorable Mention

4) (brainy435) – “And on this page is a picture of my brother Hugh.

5) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Hillary displays the perfect Democrat candidate for president – female like her, black like Obama, pretty hair like Edwards, and programmed from birth to flee at the first sign of danger like their base.

6) (Rodney Dill) – “Yes Antonio, it does take a village to fleece a child.

The “That’s Just Wrong” Award goes to:

(Jeff Blogworthy) – “This black wool reminds me of Janet Reno’s pubes.

The Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will return on Friday morning.

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