Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, with 135 top quality entries. Judging was tough, but I was never able to get the thought of Sheryl Crow’s ‘woman business’ out of my mind, making the pick for the overall winner a cinch… The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

A photo released by police on Tuesday, April 24, 2007 shows a horse standing next to a sleeping man in the foyer of a bank in the east German village of Wiesenburg on Monday, April 23, 2007. The obviously drunken man tried to rest with his horse in the bank's entrance, when passers-by called the police who could convince the man and horse to leave the bank. (AP Photo/Police Handout)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Arcticman Speaks!) – “The smell of Sheryl Crow’s ‘woman business’ hung heavily in the air that morning.

2) (fustian) – “Is that a steaming pile of democrat foreign policy I see on the carpet?

3) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Note to self, when the proprietor of an Amsterdam brothel asks if you want to have some fun with a little filly ask for additional clarification.

Honorable Mention

4) (Rodney Dill) – “Unfortunately for the Lone Ranger, Silver had never been trained in the Heimlich Maneuver.

5) (Jason) – “Mr. Ed in the foyer with the lead pipe.

6) (Peter F.) – “I swear, it was self-defense. Sonny said he was going to put my head in some guy’s bed to deliver a ‘message.’

The Best Musically Inspired Caption Award is a tie:

(No One of Consequence) – “A horse is a horse (a corpse! a corpse!)

(Abigail) – “I get knocked down, but I get up again; you’re never gonna keep me down!

The Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will return Friday. In the meantime try your hand at Wizbang Blue’s caption contest where you can vote on the entries.

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