Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Competitors in the Stiletto Run race over 350 metres in PC Hooftstraat in Amsterdam March 8, 2007. The winner receives a monetary reward of 10,000 euro from the organizers, a glossy magazine. REUTERS/Toussaint Kluiters (NETHERLANDS)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

Those who violate US immigration laws more likely to violate other laws
I don't think they thought this fully through...