Offsets for What?

Last week I blogged about the ideas I discussed in my latest column for offsets for environmental problems other than greenhouse gases, like litter and ozone depletion. My suggestions, like Aqua Net offsets for those with big hair (with the mandatory Donald Trump joke) were made tongue in cheek. Tom Elia has found an actual offset that can be purchased for something that never crossed my mind. Flatulence. Unbelievable.

Anti-war protesters plan to strike at Vietnam War Memorial
A declaration of war