Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, with over 140 entries. I wasn’t sure how this one would turn out but my expectations were exceeded. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

President Bush speaks to reporters while observing ethanol production during a tour of Novozymes North America, Inc., a biotechnology company which produces enzymes for industrial use, Thursday, Feb. 22, 2007, in Franklinton, N.C.. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Tom Blogical) – “Strapoogery

2) (Diane) – “Dr. Jekyll…Mr. President?

3) (Falze) – “Wow! Y’all converted all this synthetic oil out of one flock of endangered owls! Full speed ahead!

Honorable Mention

4) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “So Michael Waltrip still has no idea it was you guys?

5) (Rodney Dill) – “I just knew all along that that there Oil for Food program was a load of manure, I put some of this on my flapjacks and it tasted just like crap.

6) (Logan) – “President George W. Bush shows scientific proof that the Democrat’s ideas are complete sh**

The Jim Cramer “Mad Money” Award goes to:

(No One of Consequence) – “Novozymes stock plummeted to an all-time low last week. Analysts were baffled.

Until next Friday…

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