I’ve spent a lot of time talking about how much better New Hampshire is than Massachusetts, and today I have absolute proof that, even at our worst, we’re better than the Bay Staters.
Even our criminals are smarter than theirs.
In New Hampshire, a guy robbed a bank and fled. But he didn’t have to worry about anyone getting his license plate, because he took off on a snowmobile. He’s still at large.
Meanwhile, in Massachusetts, four teenaged gangstas were having fun robbing people on the subway. They were caught by police, however, through their MySpace pages.
I’m not sure that smarter crooks are something to brag about, but I’m going to do it anyway.