OK, it’s all fallen into place. I know Al Gore’s secret.
For years, something has bothered me about the former vice-president. Something seemed just a little “off” with him. But I’ve finally managed to piece together enough evidence to prove just who “Al Gore” really is.
Let’s look at a few key facts:
- Gore has a respect for Mother Nature that borders on outright fear of her power.
- Gore is greatly concerned about the Earth growing warmer.
- Everywhere Gore has gone lately, it seems, it has suddenly turned cold.
- His presidential ambitions were crushed in the Sunshine State.
I am left with the unescapable conclusion that this is the real Al Gore: