Going for the gold

While most of the time I find my dumb criminal stories out of Massachusetts, today I have a winner from right here in New Hampshire. It seems that a couple of lugheads on probation were a smidgen concerned about their drug tests, so they decided to do something about it.

No, not stay clean. Steal the evidence.

That’s right. They broke into a state office and stole vials of human urine.

To say that prosecutors are p… er, peeved would be to put it mildly.

He just loves his M&Ms
The New York Times' Arthur Sulzberger Sees the Writing on the Wall