While most of the time I find my dumb criminal stories out of Massachusetts, today I have a winner from right here in New Hampshire. It seems that a couple of lugheads on probation were a smidgen concerned about their drug tests, so they decided to do something about it.
No, not stay clean. Steal the evidence.
That’s right. They broke into a state office and stole vials of human urine.
To say that prosecutors are p… er, peeved would be to put it mildly.