Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another major hit. Normally I’d say something witty about the contest or contestants, but I’m still suffering the lingering effects of two straight days of football viewing… Anyway, the assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) – “Abdominal Snowmen“

2) (Teflon93) – “No one knows why the “cocainikaze” movement never caught on.“

3) (PorkSaladSandwich) – “By the time the typo was discovered the ice paddy had been completely harvested.“

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Honorable Mention

4) (Usful Ijit) – “Below 32 degrees, waterboarding doesn’t torture, it tickles.“

5) (Tom Blogical) – “3 South Korean Boys, one of many failed answers to 2 Chinese Boys, go over-the-top in another terrible YouTube video.“

6) (No One of Consequence) – “After decimating Frosty’s Army, soldiers smeared their bodies with the entrails“

The ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Award goes to:

(Peter F.) – “North Korean President Kim Jong Il said he viewed today’s military maneuvers by the South Koreans as a “clear act of purposeful aggression” and that “frankly, I was little turned on, too.”

Until next Friday…