Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ had everyone in the holiday captioning spirit. Your host and judge was busy finishing off The Weblog Awards, so the judging of the event got delayed a day. Consider it fermentation time for your captions… they just get better with ages. Anyway, the assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

A man dressed as Father Christmas waves as he waits for an underground train in Berlin. Harrods has sacked a Father Christmas for his offensive remarks, the world-famous London department store has said.(AFP/DDP/Axel Schmidt)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) – “The new leadership on Capital Hill moved quickly to fill the void left by Jack Abramoff.

2) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Poor Winthorp, it’s such a sorted affair…

3) (fustian) – “Looks like Mark Foley is dating again.

Honorable Mention

4) (FormerHostage) – “Things haven’t been the same since the reindeer unionized.

5) (914) – “Santa Claus is slummin too town!

6) (OregonMuse) – “Dammit, what happened to those turkeys that were here a minute ago…?

The Too Cruel To Win Award goes to:

(Pretzel_logic) – “Jay Tea bids farewell as he heads off to his new gig.

Until next Friday…

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