It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
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Send lawyers, guns, and money.
The shit has hit the fan.
“Don’s leaving us to pursue other interests—such as spending the next two years getting a congressional colonoscopy courtesy of my new buddy Speaker Pelosi.”
“Mr. President, I’m ready to be taken out behind the chemical sheds.”
“Don would head for Mexico but Vincente Fox actually secures his borders.”
Bush: (thinking) Christ, does this guy ever clean his ears? It’s like a fucking quagmire in there!
“I, for one, welcome our new Democratic overlords.”
I’m tired and I want to home, I’m tired and I want to go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago….
Rummy: I wish I new how how to quit you
George: Uh Don, about that…
Damned spell check…. knew! knew!
Khan!
scsi beat me to it…damn ya
Who says waterboarding doesn’t work?
As the world began to crash around him, the President continued to read “My Pet Scapegoat” to the assembled children.
I wonder if this is a good time to tell him I’ve been sleeping with his wife, too?
LOL at Bryan’s “…clean his ears…”
“Thank you sir, may I have another?”
“Sorry Rumsy, I just couldn’t resist the opportunity to have a someone with the executive experience of Bill Gates as Secretary of Defense. We’ll hit those terrorists with the Blue Screen of Death.”
“You’re not going to have Dick- I mean, Don Rumsfeld to kick around any more.”
The wheels on the bus go “Thump! Thump! Thump!”
Once in a while,
I’m standing here, doing something.
And I think,
“What in the world am I doing here?”
It’s a big surprise.
–May 16, 2001, interview with the New York Times
“Little do they know what they’re getting themselves into.” -Rumsfeld
“Yep Donald, it’s time for ya ta go on that huntin’ trip with Dick now.”
Oh, Rummy, Rummy…we had some good times you and me and I shall truly miss you. I shall see him again, some day, I hope…maybe on the board of Haliburton, oh yes, Haliburton is where we will meet again…oh, Rummy, Rummy.
No Don, it’s not you, this isn’t about you… it’s me Don, me!
Bush thinks and smiles: Better you than me, Rummy…
Better you than me.
Rummy, Your country thanks you.
“Guess that was an unknown unknown.”
“With the ouster of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, it is clear that Bush has lost focus”
Dummy and Rummy!
“I Feel Like The Scarecrow In The Wizard Of Oz.”
“About The Election, Can We Have A Re-Do?”
Just what you would expect from a bunch of asskissing, appeasing, bootlicking run and hide cowards. You sorry pieces of scum could not hold his coattails.Just heard one of your liberal congressmen already wanting to start kissing Irans ass. Your queer loving bitch from S. F. will stick her foot in her mouth by the end of the month. Old Speaker Stretch is your typical hypocrite from the faaaaar left . So enjoy while you can as I am looking forward to see how you cut and run cowards “win” the war. Yeah right.
A Long And Winding Road
( sing to Mr. Rogers Neighborhood(
Its a lovely day in the neighborhood the Democrates won and I told you they would , won,t you be mine , won,t you be mine!
“Donny, you’re doing a heckuva job!”
SS
Bush thought balloon: “So the Democrats want him out of office? Wait til they see what happens when he’s behind the scenes with Karl Rove….”
Oh, and on another note…
Fuck Charles Rangel
The “ears” have my vote…I have already done a cut and paste and added it to my humor file…
Rummy, I’ve got your bus ticket. It’s marked ROW: UNDER!
“Draw it out Don, draw it out…the longer you talk the less time I have to spend having lunch with Speaker Pelosi.”
RUMA-DUMMED by Lugosi.
Which of these guys would you want in the foxhole with you?
One heart feeds the fire
One heart bares desire
Wonder whos cryin now?
He was the kind of man every young man hopes he will grow up to be…and every old man wishes he HAD been!
It’s not personal, it’s just business, Don Rumsfeld.
Damnit dummy! I knew We should have made Al Sadr president of Iraq!
Dummy #2: Who You callin dummy dummy?
Bush thinking
“I could have done this in August and kept the majority”
The people have spoken and the terrorist’s allies have one. It’s time to throw the secular regressive socialists a bone and that bone shall be named Rumsfeld.
Sorry Donald, there is no longer a place for honorable, honest, and decent people in government now that the secular regressive socialists have taken over the congress.
Secretary Rusmfeld, you are an honorable, honest, and decent man and your country thanks you for your service.
a little off topic but funny (Dems are goofballs too)
NEW YORK A candidate for a county board in North Carolina, who was still appearing in newspaper ads the weekend before the Nov. 7 election, earned an easy victory, gaining 12,000 votes — despite being dead for a month.
Union County elections officials knew about his death, but did not inform voters, even though the newspaper ads — and editorial endorsements — continued.
“We are instructed that it’s not our job to do that,” said Shirley Secrest, elections director.
The late Sam Duncan was the top vote-getter Tuesday for two seats as supervisor on Union County’s Soil and Water Conservation board. He was running for re-election as his four-year term expired.
The Democratic Party distributed literature backing Duncan near the polls on election day. Democratic Party officials said they didn’t know Duncan had died when they placed the ads and printed the literature.
Former sheriff Frank McGuirt said he had helped Duncan knock out a board chairman who had served for many years. “I was shocked to know that poor Sam was gone,” McGuirt said. “I guess I had just missed that obituary.”
An appointment will now fill his seat.
E&P Staff (letters@editorandpublisher.com
Be gone said the chimp to the imp.
“Feeling’s, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Feeling’s”
“Now be a good boy Donald and show all these nice reporters the tire marks on your back.”