It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday, as will last week’s winners.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Fucking idiots! I hope they enjoy working with that stupid airhead bitch Pelosi and that corrupt asshole Reid. It’s time to make some real money and work on my golf handicap. Adios MoFos.
“Rummy, we took a thumpin. Yes we did. But we took our loss like men and didn’t run around whining and crying about bad vote counts, fixed elections and on and on like the donkeys do. We can stand proud and hope that someday they might just learn from us. By the way, your ears could use a good scrubbing. Do you want me to call Barbara?”
Can you spot the girlie-man?
Bush: “Oh god, he looks like he’s thinking about borrowing Dick’s shotgun.”
“You have just been appointed our new ambassador in Iraq”
“..About that handshake you had with you-know-who back in ’83…”
“Man… just think George, this could be the last reporter I ever have to strangle. Brings tears to my eyes.”
Heh — I made Rummy cry; the old man owes me 50 bucks!
Bush announces his new recess appointment to the post of Ambassador to the UN…
Thank you.
Donald Rumsfeld…a patriot that simultaneously fought three wars (Afghanistan, Iraq and the Global War on Terrorism) and started a transformation of the military.
This video of Rusmfeld helping to carry the wounded out of the Penatgon on 9/11 will be part of his legacy.
Those that pilloried him are not worthy of standing in his shadow.
Et tu, Brutus?
Great! Now that I’ve got nothing to do I can pitch that sitcom “about nothing” to Larry David. I’ll call it “Rumsfeld”.
George, so you’re the one who tied my shoelaces together…
Don Rumsfeld contemplates what “until the end of my Presidency” really means.
“Pssst… he picked it, now $5 more says he eats it.”
Rummy: “Oh, you’re firing me for my job in Iraq?” (Thinking: ‘Thank God, he didn’t find out about that night I had with Jenna.’)
♫
Cause you had a bad day, you’re taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don’t know, you tell me don’t lie
You work on a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day, the camera don’t lie
You’re comin’ back down and you really don’t mind
You had a bad day… you had a bad day
♫
I once thought of You as a white knight on a steed
Now You know how happy We can be
Ohhh and our quagmire started then, With Saddam it never end’s
Ahmajinijad’s waiting and He’s cold as ice
Cheer up rummycake’s ohhh what can it mean to a quagmire conciever and a homecoming queen eeennnn
Cheer up rummycake’s…. ….repeat 4 time’s
“And to think the American people actually believed me when I told them that Rummy would always be a part of my Administration!”
Sir, I don’t mind “resigning.” After six years in this job, I’m tired. But did you have to replace me with an Aggie?
Hey porki, you were almost right…
Donald Rumsfeld…a patriot that simultaneously fought three wars (Afghanistan, Iraq and the Global War on Terrorism) and started a transformation of the military.
I fixed it for you..
Donald Rumsfeld…a patriot that simultaneously fought three wars (Afghanistan, Iraq and the Global War on Terrorism) (AND WAS LOSING ALL THREE WHEN HE LEFT)and started a transformation of the military.
It’s not you, Don. It’s me.
Rumsfield thinking silently “Et Tu Brutus “
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Oops saw that one already sorry.
“Boy, George. Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?”
It may not be funny, but if you ask me, that guy with the glasses is what a hero looks like.
As his going away present, Donald got an “I held a high office in D.C. and all I got was this lousy coffee mug” cup, and “the look” from President Bush.
“I so glad we had this time together ….”
(Carol Burnett show wrap theme)
I can’t BELIEVE I bet him I’d resign if the Dems won the house!!! Damn that keg party!!!
Date: 11/10/16
Former president George Bush and former defense secretary Donald Rumseld at a ceremony where they were honored for their leadership and foresight in recognizing the scourge of radical islam 10 years ago.
As Bush struggled to hold back the tears, he remembered the good times, the emails in the middle of the night. Foley’s gone and now so is Rumsfeld.
Et tu, Brute?
(corrected form)
Dubya: “Uh, that underwear is Army Issue… I’d like that back now too.”
“You’re welcome, Mr. President.”
George, this ain’t gonna work if they can see you moving your lips.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.