HomeDumb CriminalsMad Love Mad Love Jay Tea November 4, 2006 Dumb Criminals 15 Comments I don’t care how desperate I am for a date, I will NEVER go out with this woman. Not even if she wears her nurse’s uniform. Well, maybe if she wears the uniform… The True Origins of Totalitarianism Boozing it up Related Posts Dumb Criminals Shouldn't Lead To Dumb Laws The Knuckleheads of the Day award Jennifer's new secret exposed About The Author Jay Tea 15 Comments Rodney Dill November 4, 2006 At least you wouldn’t have commitment problems. (rim shot) Scrapiron November 4, 2006 Not date that woman. If she is still employed in any ER just let me die. Think they will committ her? Timmy November 4, 2006 Must have been a lib. 🙄 ordi November 4, 2006 Jay Knowing what you know about her now, if you did go on a date with her, you would deserve to be committed! LOL John F Not Kerry November 4, 2006 At least I’m married to a sane nurse. Her uniform is not that sexy though. SATerp November 4, 2006 I think she’s definitely looking for commitment(s). Mitchell November 4, 2006 I believe they call this “projection” on her part, in the psychiatric trade. Jim Addison November 5, 2006 Rodney Dill ~ ROTFLMAO! Good one! The story actually shows that it is relatively easy to get out of a mental health commitment. This has been a key for the Democratic Party fielding a full slate of candidates. John F Not Kerry ~ Okay, but pretend you are very, very sick, and need a sponge bath. Getting better? elle November 5, 2006 Lord, the poor thing picks two losers/abusers for boyfriends and you guys are all over her. This is obviously a case of the good ol’ boy network protecting their own. You all are testosterone hallucinating gonads for brains prejudiced woman haters. You’re just lucky she lost her bandage scissors! Jim Addison November 5, 2006 “You all are testosterone hallucinating gonads for brains prejudiced woman haters.” For extra credit: diagram the above sentence. 😉 fatman November 5, 2006 “You all are testosterone hallucinating gonads for brains prejudiced woman haters.” For extra credit: diagram the above sentence. Diagram it? I wouldn’t touch it with your…well, never mind. Oyster November 5, 2006 Elle: I’m curious as to how you were able to glean from the article that she had chosen two losers for boyfriends. If anything, it shows she has a pattern of behavior going there and it looks more like retribution to me than anything. Being female myself, I don’t think testosterone or gonads have anything to do with my own conclusion. Signed, The female Contingent of the Good ol’ Boy Network Jay Tea November 5, 2006 For the record: I have it on good authority at “Elle” is, in reality, a regular commenter here who was getting in touch with his feminine side when it seduced him with its wiles and took temporary control of his body long enough to post the above comment. “Elle’s” testosterone levels have been normalized, and experts consider future such incidents unlikely. J. JohnMc November 5, 2006 Tea, NOBODY can be that desperate! And remember in her profession, she deals in sharp instruments on a regular basis, if you get my drift… elle November 5, 2006 But this does show that when properly wielded, the pen can be as mighty as the sword, er, scalpel, er, scissors.