It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
forget the Barbe, that ain’t no shrimp!
Ladies, do you ever feel an urge for a little Down Under in your down under…?
The reason why John Howard doesn’t mind speaking out against terroism.
Lee viewing Castro footage.
Nehemiah, constantly thinking about Lee, and only Lee.
Well, now we know where Harold Ford got the idea that Australia was interested in Weapons of Mass Destruction…
Sorry dude, botched joke.
It’s me, in my dreams.
The new AussieBum as modeled by Natalie Maines.
Paris Hilton begins her world tour in Sydney…
Karl Rove knew he wasn’t gay for Mass. liberals but watching John Kerry refusing to apologize gave him a strange twitching in his groin.
Picture found attached to application for Congressional Page position.
This female model proves the old saying, “large hands, large package”.
Conservative bloggers, eager to aid Republican Congressmen in their re-election efforts, express excitement over the recent posting of bomb-making instruction on the internet in Arabic.
News item: Barney Frank calls requirement that pages be US citizens “jingoistic” and demands its abrogation.
It’s Lee!
Ann Coulter appears at a downtown book signing for her anti-liberal bestseller titled “Why I’m So Popular with Evangelical Christian Males.”
“Of course Congressman Foley, once more across the room — and this time you want me to hop as I go???”
“G’day mate.”
“It’s huge! But at least this Stingray barb missed his heart.”
To the gay waiter:
I ordered the “T-bone smothered in Onions G-d Damb it” “Not tube steak smothered in underwear”
Just forget it, I’ll have the clams instead.
Aussie marketers make their first attempt to sell the phrase “camel nose” to free-ride on the established “camel toe.”
Well it sure ain’t Michael Moore…
No Dundee, that’s not a knife either. This is a knife.
Nancy Pelosi showing the world that does indeed have “the stones” to be the speaker of the house!
“Unicorns really do exist…Down Under.”
John Kerry’s Speech Writer Left Holding The Bag.
Yeah, but can he lick his eyebrows?
Blogger Kevin Aylward exposed another sock-puppet at Wizbang.
The rumors are true–Aylward is going ‘mo on us.
Warning, some settling may occur during shipping.
“You know, physical fitness, if you make the most of it, you windsurf, you ski, you ride your $7500 bike, if you make an effort to be fit, you can look like me. If you don’t, you’ll spend me than a 3 months in ‘nam, I mean in Iraq.”
New Jersey wedding gown.
Off-topic: Anyone know the best medical treatment for a badly sprained tongue?
the good news is my eyebrows are really clean….
(and the Lee post just above is not mine)
>New Jersey wedding gown.
OUCH that was harsh.
Help us! We cant breathe!!
Barney Frank doing his part for foreign trade?
Another Australian Joey tries to leave the pouch.
An Aussie joey struggles to leave it’s pouch.
Argh, Jeff beat me to it. My entry is withdrawn…
I hate to admit it- but Lee’s Ann Coulter quip is probably the most timely and funny from a left of the aisle perspective. Rude. Insensitive. Funny. Very Bill Maher. (It deservese at least a dishonorable mention?)
Hi, my name is Sheila and I have genital herpes.
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I know, gross, sorry…in a sick mood this morning.
Despite heavy promotion, the concept for “Crotchidle Hunter” never got past the opening credits.
Is that Ayers Rock, or are you happy to see me?
Page forward now!
Mom? Seriously, estrogen. Look into it.
Looks like a close-up from a publicity photo of the 1976 East German Women’s Swim Team.
Cwikey, I bet Bawney Fwank would wike to go Waltzing Matilda with that in his outback.
The Aussie Crown Jewels in their traveling container
John Kerry finally finds a way to divert attention from his comments with his new Press Conference Wardrobe