HomePoliticsWhere is Nancy? Where is Nancy? Lorie Byrd November 2, 2006 Politics 15 Comments A clever blogger is making an effort to locate the missing Nancy Pelosi. I think an Amber Alert might be in order. Update: According to Drudge she has been missing longer than I thought. A New York Times Report Tomorrow will Say that Posted Iraq Nuke Documents May Have Helped Iran Disgusting Related Posts Democrats Get Worried About Obama Guns, Gays, God, And School Prayer Congressional Blog Reading About The Author Lorie Byrd 15 Comments Mitchell November 2, 2006 She and Ted Kennedy are engaged in a bisexual orgy in the Castro District. She’ll be out as soon as they recreate Soddom and Gamorrah. And, after the weed and LSD give out, of course. Hopefully Ted will drive her home over the Golden Gate Bridge. Derrick November 2, 2006 Yeah, because I just see Denny Hastert on my tv screen non-stop nowadays. justice58 November 2, 2006 Mitchell You’re tacky and pathetic. Sick ******* Mitchell November 2, 2006 Coming from you, J58, that’s a compliment. Thanks. Just like it’s sick to have a lying, twisted black woman in Durham accuse 3 innocent, white boys of raping her. And her friend and witness says she’s a liar. How’s that for sick and pathetic, and oh, so tacky? But your outrage only runs in one direction, I see. You can put all the white men in jail, but that ain’t gonna solve your problem, J58. Nope, you got to look in that mirror, girlfriend. justice58 November 2, 2006 girlfriend my ass I see you’re still living in denial. So sad! Some things never change. Scrapiron November 2, 2006 Mitchell, be cool, you don’t want to be responsible for a suicide. You never want to tell a leftie the truth, they’ll go off on you. Of course you would have to provide detailed instructions written on the third grade level for the charge to stick. Want some instructions, I ran with a life saving crew for 8 years and a fire department for over 12 years and have saw a lot of successful ones? ROFL nogo postal November 2, 2006 Yeah kinda like being the pastor of a 15,000 member Church in Colorado and Head of the multi-million member Evangelical Association..married…father of 5 who has been involved with a male hooker for three years….however, like Foley, he did not hang on to his positions like some lefty Ted Kennedy did …he resigned both immediatly…Republicans may be hypocritical sleezebags but at least they do the right thing when busted(well except Bob Ney)…Dems like Clinton and Kennedy just pretend nothing happened… That’s why I am an Indy…Both parties have that rotton corpse stench… IllegalImmigrationNews November 3, 2006 Actually, Ms. Pelosi has a full schedule. On Saturday, she’s attending a NARAL fundraiser featuring Madonna, Barbra Streisand, and Alec Baldwin. On Sunday she’ll be a speaker at the Zion Road Episcopal Church, which has a gay minister and which frequently marries gay couples. On Monday, it’s off to Mexico to help them deliver their protest of the border fence to the U.N. Give ’em heck, Nancy! Jim Addison November 3, 2006 I don’t get it. Pelosi’s gone missing . . . so, WHY is anyone looking for her? But, if you must, here’s a wild hunch: check out private plastic surgery hospitals in the Bay Area . . . epador November 3, 2006 Maybe some Afrin would help Pogo Nostril from running so much snot? Lee November 3, 2006 “She’s particularly unphotogenic, and that is not only being used against her, but against the entire Democratic party,” writes Rock Paper Swords. “Because we all know the only thing worse than giving power to women is giving power to unattractive women.” bobdog November 3, 2006 Damn. I hope she does something with that gizzard of hers. Or is it called a crop? I disremember. SCSIwuzzy November 3, 2006 Why does justice58 want his ass to be mitchell’s girlfriend? I am confused. justice58 November 3, 2006 excuse me…”his ass”….WTF is wrong with you. Yes, you ARE f’ing confused!! Billll November 3, 2006 I believe the PC phrase for this is “in rehab”, which is where everybody goes after committing some big gaffe and is needing some cover untill the heat blows over. Popular place lately.