Defending John Kerry

This is going to be painful. I’m going to have to actually stick up for John Kerry here.

But first, I think I’ll have to say something snarky, just to keep myself in check.

Kerry denigrated the intelligence and education of those who enlist in the armed services, saying that if they didn’t study and do their homework, they’d end up getting sent off to fight in a war. He’s speaking from experience. During their college careers, George W. Bush scored both higher grades and a higher IQ. Kerry went off to fight in the war; Bush stayed in the US. (The irony is that Bush volunteered to go to Viet Nam, but was denied; Kerry volunteered for duty that wasn’t involved in combat, but then was assigned to front-line duty — and chose to end his tour early.)

OK, that’s out of the way. Let’s get to the meat of the issue — what exactly Kerry said, and what he meant.

Kerry’s exact words were this:

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

On the surface, a rather flagrant and condescending attack on our troops currently serving. Utterly despicable words, especially from a sitting United States Senator and who nearly became president two years ago. Toss in that they are demonstrably false, as the current educational levels of our forces surpasses the national average, and it’s a real bone-headed move.

But I don’t believe that Kerry meant to say that.

He and his staff say he meant to say “you get US stuck in Iraq” — it was an oblique cheap shot at President Bush, but Kerry omitted the “us.” I find that plausible. While Kerry has a rather extensive history of bad-mouthing our troops, dating back to his testimony before Congress in 1971 and extending as recently as last week, when he denigrated the US forces brought in to help cut down the fighting in Baghdad, this is not quite his style. He tends to go after the troops directly, accusing them of incompetence and atrocities. He doesn’t tend to just randomly slam them and mock them — that he reserves for his political foes.

Part of my (shudder) sympathy for Kerry is that I did something very similar almost exactly a year ago. I was writing about the 60’s and their legacy, and in one paragraph I omitted a simple eight-word clause that utterly perverted the meaning of an entire paragraph, and I unintentionally insulted and slandered a whole group of people that I was trying to praise.

Several readers — some actual Viet Nam veterans, the group I had maligned — caught it, and called it to my attention. Sadly, some of them didn’t immediately realize my actions were accidental, and it bothered them. I was horrified and appalled.

The very next day, I published an apology. It was the only thing I could do. I had been careless and rushed, and something that should never have been published had been shown the light of day. Luckily, the readers who had spotted and complained about the original version saw the apology and correction, adn accepted it. I was damned lucky they did; they would have been justified in quitting reading the blog entirely.

My one regret I still have is that one of them apologized to me in return. I wish I had refused their apologies. He did nothing wrong, and had nothing to apologize for. They were absolutely in the right, they did me a great service by calling me on it, and by not refusing his apologies I tacitly said that they had done wrong as well. Robert, epador, Allen Yackey, old soldier, once again my thanks. And Allen Yackey — it’s pretty late, but I refuse to accept your apology. Save it for when you’ve actually done something wrong.

But that’s where John Kerry failed. He didn’t apologize. He didn’t give a “mea culpa,” didn’t announce “I fucked up,” didn’t even offer a “my bad.” Instead, he defiantly announced that “I apologize to no one” and instead denounced those who had called him on his words.

Senator, Karl Rove didn’t make you drop that word. No right-wing blogger hacked your TelePrompter and cut it out of your speech. You weren’t startled by a shotgun-wielding Dick Cheney. You made an all-too-human error. It’s no big deal. The intended target of your barb is famous for it. He does it on an almost daily basis. (One significant difference, though, is that Bush accepts it about himself, and doesn’t get outraged when it’s reported. Another is that when Bush mangles his sentences, it’s often hilarious.)

Man up, Senator. Act like you got a pair. Own what you said. Apologize and explain that it was an accident. Hell, blame it on not getting enough sleep — that’s how Bill Clinton tried to weasel out of a tax cut pledge. If you’d done that immediately, it would have been worth a day or three of laughs at your expense. And then it would be OVER.

But by stonewalling and blustering and lashing out, you’ve changed a discussion to your foibles into your serious character flaws, and caused great harm to your party’s chances next week — as well as your own future aspirations for higher office.

Once again, we see just what we were so fortunate to avoid almost two years ago. And once again, I am relieved that I didn’t vote for John Kerry for president.

Own your words, Senator. Or they will surely own you.

Update: This says it so perfectly.

John Kerry Needs To Study Harder
Look! It's John Kerry! . . . oops, no, that's Elvis . . .

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