Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was for the dogs. Everyone loves dogs, right? Anyway the top two entries made clever use of the always funny shitzu bred, with Stephen Macklin edging out Rodney Dill by a whisker. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

A pair of chihuahua wears a wedding costume during a fashion show at the Woefstock dog festival in Antwerp October 21, 2006. REUTERS/Thierry Roge (BELGIUM)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Stephen Macklin) – “I did not have sexual relations with that shitzu.

2) (Rodney Dill) – “Schnauzer is a real looker, I shitzu not.

3) (Rovin) – “If we were in New Jersey, I wouldn’t have to be wearing this stupid dress.

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Honorable Mention

4) (Hermie) – “The producers of ‘Dancing with the Stars’ have announced their next season will include the former star of the ‘Taco Bell’ commercials.

5) (Dodo David) – Minister (standing behind the camera): “I hereby declare you husband and wife. You may now sniff each other’s butt.

6) (fustian) – “I see that Monica Lewinsky is dating again.

The Truth In Advertising Award goes to:

(Freaky Boy) – “Two ACORN registered voters show up to cast ballots.

Until next Friday…

It takes one to know one
A Jihad Christmas


  1. Lee October 30, 2006
  2. Dave October 30, 2006
  3. Rodney Dill October 30, 2006
  4. LifeTrek October 30, 2006