Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was for the dogs. Everyone loves dogs, right? Anyway the top two entries made clever use of the always funny shitzu bred, with Stephen Macklin edging out Rodney Dill by a whisker. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Stephen Macklin) – “I did not have sexual relations with that shitzu.“

2) (Rodney Dill) – “Schnauzer is a real looker, I shitzu not.“

3) (Rovin) – “If we were in New Jersey, I wouldn’t have to be wearing this stupid dress.“

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Honorable Mention

4) (Hermie) – “The producers of ‘Dancing with the Stars’ have announced their next season will include the former star of the ‘Taco Bell’ commercials.“

5) (Dodo David) – Minister (standing behind the camera): “I hereby declare you husband and wife. You may now sniff each other’s butt.“

6) (fustian) – “I see that Monica Lewinsky is dating again.“

The Truth In Advertising Award goes to:

(Freaky Boy) – “Two ACORN registered voters show up to cast ballots.”

Until next Friday…