Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, generating many, many entries – most of them pretty good. Really how can you go wrong with John Kerry, coeds, booze, and bongs? The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

John Kerry visits a tailgate party in Iowa

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Weegie) – “Dude, for you, we call this device a “personality installer”

2) (jim) – “Senator Kerry shows off his anal trumpet

3) (guido) – “I sure hope you ladies aren’t Swift Boat Vets. Because I would hate to have to kick your hot little asses from one side of this campus to the other.

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Honorable Mention

4) (heymike) – “Sure Senator, but first, I need to drink-you-pretty.

5) (914) – “I actually voted for a second kegger..before I voted against it.

6) (Editor) – ““Lindsay Lohan was more than pleased to introduce MTV’s newest voter registration drive – Vote or Pass Out.

The Best Entry Mashup Award goes to these two entries from Giacomo:

“We call it a ‘swift boat of beer’. Want to try it?”

“Sure, but, could you pour it into a demitasse cup instead?””

Until next Friday…

Presidential Mourning
The press who cried "wolf"


  1. now this is funny September 25, 2006
  2. jim September 25, 2006
  3. moseby September 25, 2006