Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, generating many, many entries – most of them pretty good. Really how can you go wrong with John Kerry, coeds, booze, and bongs? The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

John Kerry visits a tailgate party in Iowa

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Weegie) – “Dude, for you, we call this device a “personality installer”

2) (jim) – “Senator Kerry shows off his anal trumpet

3) (guido) – “I sure hope you ladies aren’t Swift Boat Vets. Because I would hate to have to kick your hot little asses from one side of this campus to the other.

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Honorable Mention

4) (heymike) – “Sure Senator, but first, I need to drink-you-pretty.

5) (914) – “I actually voted for a second kegger..before I voted against it.

6) (Editor) – ““Lindsay Lohan was more than pleased to introduce MTV’s newest voter registration drive – Vote or Pass Out.

The Best Entry Mashup Award goes to these two entries from Giacomo:

“We call it a ‘swift boat of beer’. Want to try it?”

“Sure, but, could you pour it into a demitasse cup instead?””

Until next Friday…

Presidential Mourning
The press who cried "wolf"

3 Comments

  1. now this is funny September 25, 2006
  2. jim September 25, 2006
  3. moseby September 25, 2006