Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, unlike the latest from our the subjects of the contest. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Cast member Natalie Maines (C) gestures, as co-stars Martie Maguire (L) and Emily Robison watch at a news conference for the documentary 'Dixie Chicks: Shut Up and Sing' during the 31st Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto September 13, 2006. (Mario Anzuoni/Reuters)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (FormerHostage) – “The Dixie Chicks discuss their new “Would You Like Fries With That” tour where they’ll be opening for Sinead O’Connor with George Michaels.

2) (FreakyBoy) – “So now listen to this, then the G-damn doc tells me it’s some f-ed up thing called Tourette’s Disorder. Which sh*t, I reckon from the name, it’s a di-sease young women can catch if their band tours France or Europe or even here on the continent of Canadia. Ain’t that a motherf-er?

3) (SurfinKC) – “Today on the Jerry Springer show, will talk with three women who are all married to the same bad idea.

Honorable Mention

4) (La Mano) – “I am the dick in Dixie Chicks.

5) (Strick) – “Emily (the brunette): Oh, God. Is she ever going to shut up?

6) (epador) – “This is where my MUTE button comes in handy.

The Most Believable Caption Award goes to:

(Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Don’t let my bandmates’ body language fool you, they simply adore it when I shoot off my big, fat yap.

Until next Friday…

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners For Sept. 8, 2006


  1. FreakyBoy September 18, 2006
  2. Gianni September 18, 2006
  3. Gayle Miller September 18, 2006
  4. Gayle Miller September 18, 2006
  5. Tom Blogical September 18, 2006