Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, unlike the latest from our the subjects of the contest. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Cast member Natalie Maines (C) gestures, as co-stars Martie Maguire (L) and Emily Robison watch at a news conference for the documentary 'Dixie Chicks: Shut Up and Sing' during the 31st Toronto International Film Festival in Toronto September 13, 2006. (Mario Anzuoni/Reuters)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (FormerHostage) – “The Dixie Chicks discuss their new “Would You Like Fries With That” tour where they’ll be opening for Sinead O’Connor with George Michaels.

2) (FreakyBoy) – “So now listen to this, then the G-damn doc tells me it’s some f-ed up thing called Tourette’s Disorder. Which sh*t, I reckon from the name, it’s a di-sease young women can catch if their band tours France or Europe or even here on the continent of Canadia. Ain’t that a motherf-er?

3) (SurfinKC) – “Today on the Jerry Springer show, will talk with three women who are all married to the same bad idea.

Honorable Mention

4) (La Mano) – “I am the dick in Dixie Chicks.

5) (Strick) – “Emily (the brunette): Oh, God. Is she ever going to shut up?

6) (epador) – “This is where my MUTE button comes in handy.

The Most Believable Caption Award goes to:

(Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Don’t let my bandmates’ body language fool you, they simply adore it when I shoot off my big, fat yap.

Until next Friday…

Payoff
Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners For Sept. 8, 2006

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