Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners For September 1, 2006

It’s make up time for the Caption Contest… Winners for the September 1st contest are shown below. The assignment was to caption the following picture:

Shakira performs during the 2006 MTV Video Music Awards in New York, on Thursday, Aug. 31, 2006. (AP Photo/Jeff Christensen)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Faith+1) – “Nathan Lane unveils his new look with the words ‘TrimSpa Baby!’

2) (jack oneil) – “No hips for oil!

3) (Daniel) – “I don’t care what she says in that song man… her hips are the dirtiest liars I’ve ever met.

Honorable Mention

4) (Ichabod Crane) – “Katie’s (Couric) new look debuts on CBS Evening News..We didn’t photoshop this! (We promise..CBS)

5) (Rodney Dill) – “Why they hate us.

6) (Big E) – “As Shakira took the stage it became clear to everyone present and watching from home that Madonna’s career was officially over. Secretly everyone was very relieved.

The Best Use Of The “72 Virgins” Analogy Award goes to:

(Jumpinjoe) – “Greeter at the pearly gate:
This is what you could have had plus 71 more of me if you would not have blown up all those women and children.
Now please exit right to the John Holmes gay sodomy room and spread eagle.

More winner announcements to follow…

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One Response

  1. Rodney Dill September 18, 2006