Ho hum… another day, another story about would-be child molesters getting fooled by cops and arrested… although this time the police nailed seven sickos, including a professor of engineering from the University of New Hampshire.
Fortunately, this rather dull news is balanced out by this story in the Boston Herald. An assistant coach for the Detroit Lions was arrested for drunk driving a week ago. The week prior, he was also arrested for drunk driving — with the added bonus of driving naked to boot. Joe Cullen, who had been the captain of the University of Massachusetts – Amherst in the late 1980’s and hails from Quincy.
I gotta hand it to Massachusetts this time. We had them beat in sheer quantity of perverts this time, and in severity, but with Cullen they took major points for style.