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Did anybody ever find out if Metzger went on her honeymoon? Her husband must be climbing the walls.
I was told Jill did not go on her honeymoon. Hearsay, third party, not completely factual so I myself don’t know for sure….info. coming from AF Officer.
Kuba: Where are you?? You usually bring in some great updates….patiently waiting….
Just a reminder
Its nearing the holy time of “Rama-Hooters”. A sacred period when those of my “Order” assemble for the ceremonial and time honored sacrifice of the grey matter. Ultimately, we ascend to a “TRANCE LIKE” state
—-with pocket bombs——-
as we pay homage to our pagan deity.
Our spiritual hostess’s guide us through this time in their owlish robes, to ensure we finish the ritual refreshed and and cleansed of sins as we prepare to move forward in life with a sense of decadence and indulgence.
Have a great weekend,
Pete
Ooophs,
I meant “without pocket bombs” in my last post.
sorry for the typo.
Pete
pete: lol
Was told by AF friend about 10 minutes ago that we should be hearing more about the Metzger situation within the next week….patiently waiting.
Disclaimer: Anything being typed here is hearsay and I have no valid facts to prove this will happen, just hearing it. Now, regarding the actual theories, well, that is a personal opinion and not solid either, but given all the pieces of the puzzle, it is starting to fit together really nicely, thus, will stick to abortion theory….
So… does Kim Jong Il have bomb in his pocket or is he just lookin’ for some attention?
I think he had a hard time getting good authentic Bavarian beer and brauts for Oktoberfest this year and is treatening a nuclear test… unless, say a certain “shipment” arrives from Munich?
Guesses?
Happy Chusok!
My search skills must be in need of some fine tuning, because I keep on coming up with ‘0’ current hits for Jill Metzger in the NEWS department.
IKJ……..
How’s the arm?
A little painful…thanks for asking. Doc says it’s a “radial head fracture”. Tons of fun!
Deb-G,
Thanks, I am glad you understand that levity is sometimes the best COA in these trying times.
Pete
My search skills must be in need of some fine tuning, because I keep on coming up with ‘0’ current hits for Jill Metzger in the NEWS department.
Posted by: WizBanger Poster Mine too
However, I’m not surprised at all and all though I’m very curious to know what truly happened it is better that the truth if what happen be made public as accurate and complete as possible rather than inaccurate and incomplete. I can wait as I never expected much due to the complexity and potential collateral political and social discussion it can generate until mid-October anyway.
Definitely the worst medical condition to seek non-military provided medical treatment at the wrong time and wrong place and then choosing a fraudulent (criminally deceitful hoax) means against the U.S. Government to conceal it. I really don’t think many grasp all the very significant legal complexities of this incident.
Johca: I agree. This, I believe, will be BIG… it may or may not be big news but I’m thinking the US Gov’t vs. Maj Jill Metzger will be huge.
Pete:
“COA”…. spoken like a true staff officer!
Johca ————
I really don’t think many grasp all the very significant legal complexities of this incident.
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That’s the problem with many of the “I’m Jill’s Fan Club” posters who come in here and want to do their honor, valor, above reproach, skit for Major Metzger.
If we can go with the illicit pregnancy thread.. the cheer leading squad has a ‘civilian’ mindset which would allow for a lapse in moral character and still hold the job of Head Honcho of Human Resources. They just can’t seem to get their arms around the reality of Military Life and what a Soldier/Sailor/Airman/Marine is subject to under UCMJ, in addition to all the Civilian laws.
So, if nothing else, this may serve to ‘educate’ the populace with regard to the ‘added’ bonus of military life.
I also agree that the IMPLICATIONS of her antics aren’t even on the radar of these Metzger supporters. It’s almost like they’re saying…”Gee.. what’s the big deal, all she did was ‘go missing’ for a little while, what she does with her body is her business”
And that, my friend is what really TORQUES me up.. I don’t like calling idiots – IDIOTS – because it’s spitting in the wind.. But the frustration of having to hear it over and over again from them becomes taxing…
I also notice that not much has been said on the ‘other’ forum. BTW.. your advice to the ROTC kid was dead center.
Wiz, want to share the other forum link? If not, no worries. Its been slow here lately.
ikj————-
http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/frm/f/37919558
you’ll have to go to page two – I believe – to find the thread.. actually there are two threads.. got pretty hot there for a while.. I left.. but I will be posting more later..
Thanks wiz… I’ll check it out for a few before I call it a night here.
ikj….
Here are the posts..
http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/37919558/m/9840097580001
http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/37919558/m/8700083780001
Johca ————
When I think about the ROTC kid.. this is the exact scenario which can become a reality if that ‘perceived’ behavior isn’t nipped..
Here’s a kid who is just starting out and is struggling with the concept of doing the right thing. So much so, that he/she has to ask for advice to ensure that his/her instinct is headed true north.
One.. doing the right thing will reinforce the quality of leadership needed in todays military, and two, if the instinct is correct, may prevent an ‘undesirable’ from progressing into further questionable activity.
Had the job been done with Metzger when she was displaying these traits, we would probably not be sitting here having this discussion!!
Wiz,
Thanks…. Johca, good posts. I don’t think I’ve got it in me to go thru that whole discussion on the other forum. (I thought I did, but nope… I don’t).
Percocet is kicking in! I’m going to go apologize to my Harley (again).
For anyone who’s out of the loop, Wizbanger to Johca above is referring to a thread called “What are your thoughts on this? (possibly controversial)” on the military forum website http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/frm/f/37919558
DM———
Thanks.. should’a opened it up for everyone to read..
ikj: Hope your arm is doing well and your wife did not kick butt the other night
Pete: Well said
Wizzzzzzz: Agreed, you’re the man
A Jill Metzger update as of today… http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,218323,00.html
All,
Sorry, I hit “post” a bit too soon… Anyhow, I just happened upon your thread a few days ago. I hope you don’t mind me intruding, but I thought the above story may be interesting to some of you.
Mooney: THANKS FOR THAT ARTICLE! Welcome to the room. Caution: It gets hot in here sometimes.
That is exactly what is needed. AUTHORITIES investigating other than the AF – PERFECT!
p.s. ok, done cleaning up a bit in here – phew – taking out the trash can be exhausting 🙂
Public Announcement #401-06
Calling all CheerLeaders.. A new group of CheerLeaders is being recruited for the Jill Metzger Defense Detail.. All prospective applicants and candidates are requested to apply in person. Prior members of the Metzger Cheer Leaders of America, and the St Thomas Hospital for the Criminally Insane (which btw, is where the Cheer Leaders reside)are encouraged to reapply. Personal knowledge of, or acquaintance with, Jill Metzger is not mandatory. You will be given ‘The Book of Metzger Cheers’ from which you can recite the chants. Some familiarity with the English language is mandatory.
Due to the abrupt departure of the previous contingent of supporters, the team has been left without leadership. A nominal ‘supporter fee’ will be paid by the Metzger Glee Club for your participation.
It is indeed, unfortunate that she has been abandoned by the previous support team. Like mushrooms, they left just as quickly as they sprouted.
Rehead Infidel… where are you when we need you?????
Wiz: You have got to be one of the most clever persons I have seen, err heard ah read!
That was…..PRICELESS….
I wrote to several editors and writers of several major newspapers, including the Washington Post and the NY Times. I’m upset at the lack of media attention this thing has received.
I actually put in a dig that Fox News being a better new service for information etc.
I am glad though that it appears the truth is coming out now or will soon.
Just noticed that my sentence structure needs work. LOL
With the FBI investigating, this is going to break soon enough. It is obvious she is not telling the truth, bout’ time someone is looking into this. Some major areas were breached here and it is deeper than just a woman lying to her Command. Much deeper…
And the battle rages on. So glad to see someone pointing out to Deb G that using “you’re jealous” as a defense, over and over and over and over and over again, is not really all that effective…more like pathetic. What’s next, Deb G, something equally lame like “I know you are but what am I?” Believe me, people here don’t pick on you because you’re a “strong female” (excuse me while I do a little LOL-ing of my own!) but because you happen to be a major league jerk…simple as that. There’s no doubt in my mind that you enjoy the hostility directed towards you because even negative attention is better than no attention at all. Sad.
Anyone want to talk about polygraphs?
It would be something different for a few posts and I’m curious about your comments. Maybe the resident agent who is trolling our board could shed some light for us, too.
I have a few comments and personal experience to share…
Bottom line (that would be from my bottom) is that polygraphs are pretty amazing tools. They are not perfect, but they are very telling.
Just because Jill failed though doesn’t mean that she was not telling the truth or part of the truth…just that she didn’t believe it or she was stressed about it or she was hiding something else.
I can’t explain the psychology (of physiology) of the process, but my last polygrapher and I spent a lot of quality time talking about it as he was trying to unscrew me from the ceiling.
I was a repeat customer because, for example, when they said “Have you ever lied to someone who trusted you?” I had revealed everything I remembered, but I KNEW there had to be more…there had to be something more…”what if I’m forgetting something”…I found it terribly distracting and I felt like a horrible person. If they asked me if I was a bank robber, I would have FELT like a bank robber. It was like I doubted myself and I didn’t believe it when I answered “no”…what if I was wrong? But it was the truth. It can make you crazy. I wasn’t trying to hide anything, but I was worried what they thought and I how I looked. I can’t IMAGINE the stress of taking that test if you had anything to hide…even if it was unrelated to the incident in question.
One last rambling comment is that “I’m a good person” is really a stretch when you are going back over your whole life and you are taking inventory of every infraction or indiscretion. Even if you are a “good person”
If Jill had other stuff to hide, it would make the polygraph hard to pass…even if she was telling the truth about her incident. I guess it just depends on how they were asking the questions. I am pretty sure though that the examiner knew how to ask the questions and they got the information they needed to continue their investigation in the right direction.
Long post, I know. It is late.
I meant pyschology or physiology, not psychology of phsyiology. Oops.
I am sorry I have been missing for a few days but someone put a bomb in my pocket, I felt like I was in a trance, I was led away in a Toyota Sienna Van and put in a dark room-I finally escaped when they were trying to feed me a meal….I, despite being 5’1 and 100 lbs. was able to beat up this huge male and run, barefoot to a house, miles away with bloody feet and explain to a family in the middle of the night that I was abducted from my shopping companions at the mall, from an Abercrombie.
You don’t believe me?
What?
Sounds all too familiar?
OK…
Yes, I have been crazy with WORK (OK, yes, I am of the working class….ho hum) and have had a wonderful time reading the contributions to this board. Glad to see Deb, Johca and Wiz are still around…As well as the others…
Dorothy:
What do you think happened to Jill Metzger? Do you think she engaged in this ploy for attention or do you think there was an abduction?
Just curious…
Dorothy: Get over it. Seems we have been past this Deb G. fascination. Ah, I don’t need negative attention and you’re doing just fine at it, re-read my posts, they don’t ask for negative attention, they contribute to this area. Sorry, but my posts are no different than many others on here so yes, jealousy and the inability to come up with any of your own theories comes to mind. Jerk? LOL – grow up. If relaying theories and then commenting on some comments directed to me makes me a jerk in your eyes, that is hypocritical. I guess Wizbang Poster, Julie, johca, DM, VR and a slew of other strong, intelligent and excellent speculators are jerks too????? Sorry, but the definition of “jerk” describes your actions by bashing someone for no reason and being foolish in that you offer nothing to this board and have no idea what you are talking about. You have issues. You don’t know me, who cares what I say and write on this board and if it bothers you – don’t read it. Do you have ulcers and do your nerves shake because you let small things and things other people do bother you? Thought so…….So, do YOU have any idea what happened to Jill Metzger and do you have ANY idea of the recent findings on here or did you just sign in and scroll down to see if Deb G. was around or on here lately? Psycho.
All: Was told that more info. on Jill would be out within a week – let’s hope that hearsay info. is true….
It can’t be feeling too cozy for Jill to be investigated by the FBI. I am so happy that something is finally being reported on this! Looking forward to the TRUTH…whatever that may be.
***Doing the happy dance here***
Julie: I think Jill is a “jerk” (funny writing that) and the whole reason she did what she did was for negative attention. She might not have been getting enough being a Major in the AF and a Marathon runner. Even though she was going to get a TON of attention when she got home because of everyone keeping eyes on her at the Marathon she was supposed to run and with all the parties family and friends had planned for her recent marriage and travelling (which the family stated) and then the honeymoon. I don’t think that would have been enough attention, so, she staged an abduction because all the media attention and AF investigating is well ATTENTION. Even though NEGATIVE it seems what she needed…..or perhaps she was jealous that there might have been a runner at the marathon who she knew was going to beat her, thus, wanted an excuse not to run – that’s it, Jealousy!
Julie: Happy dancing with you!!!!
You go girl!!!
Dorothy: Lastly, what is sad is people like you coming in here and commenting about comments being said in regards to Jill Metzger (which is why the room was set up). Sad that you feel the need to name call and character bash yet stand by Metzger – that is really sad given the loss of integrity she has, what she has done to this nation, the military and the relationship we have with foreign allies. But mostly sad because YOU take it personal when someone posts here (mostly me). Pathetic really and completely shows you have no knowledge or intelligence of the bigger pictures around you but stand within a tiny little bubble which reminds me of a kindergarten playground. The only negative attention is the one you live in your head.
I have a question: Why do you side with Jill Metzger? Do you personally know her? Lastly, why do you care so much what I post????? Creepy really.
Polygraphed: Great info. on the polygraph. I have had polygraphs for work situations, and you are right, at times, they make you doubt your own history and wonder if you truly could have done something in your past and then you wonder if the wondering is going to make you fail. Can be a bit stressing if you think TOO MUCH while doing it. I don’t know all the details, but they have their ways on very “certain questions” to get the info. they want. I still don’t like doing them.
Dorothy: LASTLY, how twistingly ironic it is that you say my saying you are jealous over and over again is not all that effective because it is YOU and 1 or 2 others who say OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER, etc…again Deb G. this and that and the other, over and over again bringing up Deb G., not effective any longer and very pathetic…..you seriously need to re-evaluate where the pathetic mentality is on this one – you are not in touch with reality whatsoever or right from wrong…..if YOU did not say over and over again things about Deb G. then Deb G. would not say over and over again how JEALOUS you are – get it???? easy huh???? the candle does not burn without the fire, fire can provide warmth and food, or burn your house down or you, a knife can cut things you need cut or your food or KILL you if used wrong, so, stop using this post/comment area/blog wrong and it will stop making you insane. As far as “I know you are but what am I” -sounds like you have that area covered (name calling, LOLing of your own-which is mimicking, providing no insight here)….so, grow up and find some area in your life where you are not miserable…….it will also help with your frustration in this blog/comment/post area…better yet, just don’t come in here if it makes you that mad.
Deb & Polygraphed: I have often thought that if faced with a polygraph I would fail just on the basis that I would be nervous about each question, thinking about each little white lie I had ever told, doubting my “truth.” Thinking about telling my friend I couldn’t watch his mean pit bull because I was taking my pig, Hamlet to an anti-pork rally that weekend when, in fact that was not the case. Thinking about all those Friday nights I was really free when I said I wasn’t. Thinking about each mitigating circumstance that I was being questioned about that didn’t have a clear answer. I suppose the exams and those giving them do have more of a scientific approach to get their information but a rather intimidating experience for those of us unfamiliar with them, indeed.
Disclaimer: Julie does hereby acknowledge that some of the information in this post is for the purpose of humor. She in no way makes any way claim to own a living pig, have attended anti-pork rallies, or is making a broad generalized statement that all pit bulls are mean animals. She does, however, own a TY beanie pink pig, named Hamlet.
Deb: I agree with you on the negative attention. Regardless of the reason she went AWOL…abortion, affair, etc…I think she is arrested in her level of emotional/psychological development where negative attention is better than no attention. Just like a child who acts up to get attention. Like you said, all the attention from the marriage, marathon (although if abortion, she would not be running) and parties for being back home just wasn’t enough.
Sad for her husband and family.
Not looking for an excuse BUT often the result of sexual abuse a young girl (broad generalization coming up) includes promiscuity, arrested development and attention seeking behavior in a negative manner. Just wondering if the heat gets put on Jill by the FBI, if an admission that she was sexually abused as a young girlwill follow, and she enters rehab for drinking, like Foley. That’s it, she was on a 3 day drinking binge! Why didn’t we see this sooner?
Sorry to all who have been victim to my typos and syntax errors due to my impatience and poor typing skills (no editor in residence…). This board is not updating for me and I think I may find myself on a three day binge…Starting with Pinot Grigio…OK, a glass. I am threatening to work my way up to the harder stuff. My typing doesn’t get better, and my theories don’t either!
I hope to start getting the “feed” soon!
Searching other avenues for news about Jill.
Julie: ROFL! A TY beanie pig and anti-pig rally. I have a Dobe whose favorite toy is a beanie pig!!! He takes care of the dang thing and is careful with it, funny to watch!
There has been instances where polygraph tests are not always accurate. Before the test they calm you down, telling you to RELAX, breath. For me, they did not start unless you were relaxed and ready. All work related though so it was not like I was up on a criminal charge. You do, however, wonder about your life and past and oh my, what if what if…..well, with the FBI investigating now, she should be worried. This could take a while, but I was told some significant news was coming within a week – again, this is hearsay and I don’t know that for sure….3rd party stuff….we shall see
Julie: ROFL! A TY beanie pig and anti-pig rally. I have a Dobe whose favorite toy is a beanie pig!!! He takes care of the dang thing and is careful with it, funny to watch!
There has been instances where polygraph tests are not always accurate. Before the test they calm you down, telling you to RELAX, breath. For me, they did not start unless you were relaxed and ready. All work related though so it was not like I was up on a criminal charge. You do, however, wonder about your life and past and oh my, what if what if…..well, with the FBI investigating now, she should be worried. This could take a while, but I was told some significant news was coming within a week – again, this is hearsay and I don’t know that for sure….3rd party stuff….we shall see
I don’t know about those polygraphs. I had to take one (after I graduated from high school but before joining the navy) just to be a night stockboy in a supermarket. I called myself the nightstalker because it was the 11pm to 7am shift. Anyway i lied to a few questions that i didn’t want to be honest about in that test and still passed. When the examiner asked me if I ever shoplifted anything i said no (that was a lie…. i did a few years earlier). I was amazed and still got the job. When i wanted to lie and a NO answer should have really been a YES answer, I simply told myself answer to a question that was true … such as … I would say “NO” and then say to myself “cows don’t fly” or visa versa… i would say “Yes” and then say “Dollar bills are green” .
So did I beat the test??… a dumb ass 19 yr old
kid? I don’t get it, i lied and I still got the job, ever since then, those things don’t really mean much to me. Just a thought on my experience with a lie detector test.