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Airforce Major Jill Metzger, stationed at Manas Air Base, was shopping in a Kyrgyzstan mall with friends when she disappeared.
From CNN:
(CNN) — A U.S. Air Force officer is missing after a trip to a shopping mall in Kyrgyzstan, a U.S. military statement said Wednesday.
Maj. Jill Metzger, with the 376th Air Expeditionary Wing, was last seen shopping at the Zum Shopping Center with others from the Manas Air Base when she disappeared on Tuesday, the statement said.
“Major Metzger was last seen wearing a green sweater and blue jeans,” the statement said.
“She has blonde hair and blue eyes. She is in excellent athletic condition.”
Military Web sites describe Metzger as a top-flight marathoner.
Both the Kyrgyz police and the US military are searching for her:
BISHKEK, September 6, 2006 (RFE/RL) — Kyrgyzstan’s Interior Ministry and National Security Service say they have launched a joint operation to locate the U.S. air servicewoman who disappeared on September 5 in Bishkek.
The woman, who has been identified as Major Jill Metzger, is working at the U.S. Manas military air base, near Bishkek.
Manas air base public affairs officer Ann Carpenter told RFE/RL’s Kyrgyz Service that Metzger disappeared while shopping at Bishkek’s main department store (TsUM) with other U.S. base members.
“The [U.S.] 376th Air Expeditionary Wing base officials are working with the U.S. Embassy and local officials to locate the servicemember as soon as possible,” Carpenter added.
The U.S. Embassy in Bishkek has issued pictures of a blonde woman as part of the search operation.
Let’s hope she’s found quickly.
Update: Maj. Metzger was supposed to return home on Thursday and went to the mall to buy souvenirs for her family.
Update II: We’re thrilled that everyone here is having a great time commenting, but since we’re approaching 1400 comments, we would love it if everyone could continue the thread here.
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Glad to see the gang is still here blogging.
I still think she’s lying about something, ’cause it just doesn’t make a hill of beans worth of sense. Figured I’d toss that in for Sickening.
Just checking in to see what’s going on. Today was my ‘long day.’ I need to actually spend some quality time with the DH tonight since he’s finally back from his trip. Strange how we still like to spend time together after 20 years, and some people get bored after ten days.
Okay, that was mean, I shouldn’t have said that. But it does kinda fit.
You know Deb G, it’s taken me a long time to wade through all the posts since I last read here, and there’s one thing that jumps out at me loud and clear: You have an extraordinarily passive/aggressive, angry personality.
And no, Deb, contrary to what you posted, the world really isn’t all caught up in your Jill Metzger drama. I’m interested, you’re interested (no, you’re possessed) and people on this blog are interested…but who else? Basically, NOBODY. When was the last time you turned on your TV and saw even the tiniest little thing mentioned about Jill Metzger on the news? You care waaaaaaaaaaaay too much about this incident.
Here’s a part of one of your posts:
“Sickening: One little last thing. You called Jill’s husband a BASTARD. He has done nothing wrong. I would say scorned defines you for saying that. You don’t like men, heck, women either. Why bash this man who has not caused the original actions and reason for this blog.”
Listen moron, I know it’s probably a bit over your head, but when Sickening ended his/her post with “Bastard,” he/she was using sarcastic humor to make a point…and a good one at that. Duh.
I didn’t get back to the blog last night like I’d hoped, but I know none of ya was waiting for ME anyway. I know you guys were all hanging out waiting for Deb G. ;D
So I was anxious to get back here tonight to see what was new, and lo and behold, I am treated to a bonanza! Deb G. – I practically FELL over myself to go check out your profile on Match.com. And can I just say you are the MOST gorgeous thing I have seen in a long time? Is that allowed? And to think you are in uniform. Now I know I’m just a tad younger than you (I’m 36), and I’m stationed on the opposite corner of the map, but drop me a line sometime at [email protected].
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I’ve been sitting here for 15 minutes debating with myself whether to post this or not…but I can’t think of any other way to get in touch with you. I don’t even know your real name! đ
What the hell…you only live once.
*post*
Cpt Wizbang…
You are right – Deb is a hottie. Makes you wonder if that is why she has gotten so much attention on the blog lately? To all Deb G fans: Simply go to Match and send Deb a wink. That way, we can keep this post to the subject (Where is Jill Metzger).
Shrink:
I always enjoy your posts – you give a different and honest perspective.
Think I will be signing off for now…season premier of Greys and The Office.
Should be on tomorrow night – BF hosting poker night and I am serving beer dressed as a St. Pauli girl. Am I not the worlds best girlfriend? Now what kind of slutty scorned little girl would do that?
I am keeping fingers crossed that the Moody Base paper might have a scoop tomorrow…
You are right, Happy. This blog is for more important things. That’s why I thought I’d take my crush off-line. There’s just nothin’ like putting myself out there, eh? LOL
Dorothy, the reason Sickening is posting here, by her (it must be a girl jealous of Deb) own admission, is to keep the attention on herself. WE can’t have that. Deb is the woman of honor in here. Jealous bimbos need not apply. “Duh.”
And by the way, we already have a Shrink in here, too, so your amateur analysis of Deb’s personality is making me laugh. Out loud. You know, like ROFLMAO.
Gotta go offline tonight. It’s quiet in here. Deb’s not around. No more fun.
Wizzzzzzzzzzzz: I just missed you last night! Absolutely will send an email. Nothing better than meeting new military folks. I still stay in touch with people I have known from bases around the world since I was very very young. Strange, from your intelligent and funny posts I thought you might be much older, vietnam vet or some type of vet….Kudos to you, 36 and SMART!!!
Happyyyyy! Missed you today too. Still searching for clues – lady from newspaper emailed today. They are trying to get an interview with Jill personally, AF not allowing it……
Duh Dorothy: I am the least angry person you could possibly EVER meet, but don’t worry, YOU will never have the honor of meeting me – sorry. Angry people call other people names, like Moron and come onto blogs and character bash others for leaving comments and having fun in a blog area. You are angry, I am not angry. I am happy, sorry. As far as MY Jill Metzger drama — well you are in here, reading blogs, posting to me (for whatever reason I have not figured that out yet and let’s see, will not try because there is not one, oh yes, jealousy) and offering no theories or explanation of your own. NEWSFLASH: There is NOTHING on the news or print because Jill is not talking (are you aware of that) and either is the Air Force or anyone for that matter….there is no MY drama, there is, however, the Jill Metzger drama that myself and a lot of people are having FUN figuring out. I have become addicted to this site and reading theories, not possessed, addicted. You are POSSESSED, with me that is, I suggest you try stopping that or you too will be insane Duh Dorothy, insane. I have offered speculation and have been piecing together well, pieces….what are you doing? Oh yes, character bashing – nearly forgot. So, perhaps we can just have soome fun trying to figure out what might have happened to Jill Metzger. Perfectly normal for people to wonder WHY an AF Officer is declared missing, then said to be kidnapped then POOF she is gone and there is nothing said, perfectly normal. What is not normal, is kids like yourself coming into a blog like this and posting rudely and bickering to another blogger. I don’t think you understand when I tell you that I don’t care what you say to me, think of me and how you feel….this type of bicker DOES NOT bother me, never will….. IT IS GIRLS LIKE YOU ON THIS BLOG WHO HAVE TURNED IT INTO A BICKER PARTY RATHER THAN FOCUSING ON HAVING SOME FUN WITH THEORIES ON WHAT HAPPENED TO JILL, NO WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO JILL…..sorry, but the comment about Josh being a Bastart was indeed meant to call him that – I pity you for believing that was a joke….and I pity you for trying to MAKE me think it was one….now, go away and find some poop to fly on because your a bit of a pest when the rest of us are putting together our puzzle….
Still no word coming out on the down-low/scuttle-butt. Tried tapping into a few resources and the only common thread is the Russian boyfriend theory. Donât really know if that really fits into this but itâs the only word Iâm getting from anyone other than this board. Another interesting tidbit is that our law enforcement types, not security forces (formerly known as security police/ the AFâs Army), werenât allowed much time to debrief her either. Itâs looking like the State Department jumped in ASAP to sanitize the situation. If this has already been addressed forgive me. This thread has gotten so long that itâs hard to get through all of it in one sitting. As was mentioned earlier, the truth is in the details. There have been enough character witnesses, or at least claimants, to attest to a pattern of behavior. If you canât believe what you read on the Internet, what can you believe? If this shit is somehow brushed under any rugs or sheâs simply allowed RILO (Resignation In Lieu) there are going to be a lot pissed off MOFOâs. Hope this isnât stating too much of the obvious.
That which one person defends themselves against most vehemently is that which one person is.
It’s human nature to not see what you truly are…when you acknowledge it, you recognize it. Until then you are blind.
When you see yourself as what you truly are in essense, you feel no reason or have no reason to judge others.
You don’t feel glee in the downfall of others and you don’t feel compelled to “theorize about their mishaps”…you simply are what you are…you simple accept others as they are…you simply do the best that you can with the circumstances dealt to you.
When you are perfect, is when you have no desire to judge anyone else or their circumstances.
Who here is perfect??
Someone linked to my post regarding this topic to this thread and I have looked over much of what has been said here and wanted to add my two cents, not that anyone cares, however.
I do want to add I am happy she was found alive and that I do not know Jill and therefore have no motives for wanting to trash her reputation, but let’s be honest here. She has been propelled into the international spotlight whether intentionally or not, and is therefore free game for the public scrutiny, esp. considering the facts we have been given. Until she or someone else in authority gives a satisfactory explanation, people are going to talk and you cannot blame them for doing so.
So here are my thoughts:
Regarding bride kidnapping. I lived in Kyrgyzstan for over a year and am very familiar with the custom. I even attended the “wedding” which resulted in this practice and it actually ended up being a happy marriage although not all of them are. As one poster (I believe “Andy”) said, Jill is not the ideal candidate for this tradition. As Andy correctly said, she cannot provide what Kyrgyz traditionalists want: a good daughter-in-law, good housekeeping according to Kyrgyz tradition and of course Kyrygz babies.
Also, the practice of bride kidnapping mostly happens in rural areas. As was also mentioned earlier, it is almost comical to think someone would try this in downtown Bishkek.
I am surprised those who are military personnel commenting on this thread have said nothing about the kind of training you must receive in regards to crisis situations. I am not in the military so I have no idea what sort of training they give you, but I would hope you are taught how to properly react in such a situation and I would be very surprised if you are told to willingly get into a strange vehicle without putting up a fight, faking a seizure or doing something to attract attention to your situation.
Even civilians in self-defense classes are told how to stave off kidnappers, rapists, etc. and none of those tactics include willining allowing perps to control where you go, what you do, etc. So I am surprised Jill went wherever she did so willingly. Given her position in the USAF, if that is indeed what she did, she surely does not deserve her leadership position.
As was also mentioned, there is mall security at the Tsum. If there was indeed a “bomb” in Jill’s pocket, it’s not like there were not people who couldn’t help her. She had lots of resources at her disposal.
In regards to the possibility of a language barrier on the behalf of the local police, this also is very unlikely and it shows what little faith people have in the US military and how it looks after its staff. I would be VERY surprised if the US AF allowed Jill to be interviewed by local cops without the presence of a bi-lingual US Military representative at her side. Likewise, I would be shocked if Jill agreed to such an arrangement in the first place. I know I never would have.
If this is indeed what had happened, I suppose the USAF is not as top-notch as I thought it was and does not care for the well-being of its staff.
Whatever it is that happened, it would be in the best interest of the USAF to come clean on details for several reasons:
1) To help other military staff avoid situations like this and to help them take precautions;
2) To settle issues with the host country of Kyrygzstan being that Kyrgyz nationals have been blamed for committing a crime;
3) To bring to justice any wrong-doers (whether it be Jill for faking this event or the kidnappers for abducting her and most importantly
4) To clear the now tarnished name and reputation of the US Air Force which has come under heavy fire for not answering questions that U.S. taxpayers and Kyrgyz nationals deserve to know.
NEUTRAL———
Schadenfreude: is a German word meaning “pleasure taken from someone else’s misfortune.” It is sometimes used as a loanword in English and other languages. The German pronunciation of the word is: sha-den-froy-de
The other piece is what I would call – plain and simple – FED UP –
Fed up with:
Cover ups
Lies
People getting away with things
People with power getting away with more things
Deb C:
Do not confuse ———-Cpt. WizBANG with WizBanger Poster….. two completely different people.
Cpt WizBANG posted quite a few sarcastic remarks about the people posting here.
Will the real Wiz please stand up, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up…….
Not really following tonight, just looking for any new theories….I’ll check back later…
……………..Deb C
Freud Fellow is right Deb.. Wolf in a bad SheepCut.. You can tell him by his incisors.. I’ve trained dogs in my former Army life… this guy reminds me of one we had to put down..
No’fence there CptWizbang… but, just gotta look out for my partner (foxhole an’ all)… (ohhhh.. snuggle up here kid) I’ve got the watch tonight!!
Wizbanger LIVES!!!
Now old fella, no need to get all ornery on me. I’ll toss ya a bone. Your instinct is almost right: I may not be a wolf, but I am a devil dog. Maybe that’s why you, being an Army-type, feel so threatened! HAHAHAHA
No offense taken – I’ve been called worse.
Ok, alas, Cpt. Wizbang and Wizbanger Poster are two different people. Which I thought before, but was not sure. However, Cpt. Wizbang is pretty cool too and offers some EXCELLENT posts….I think posting against people in here is becoming the norm, a defense thing really….Is it safe to say we have a TEAM? Our TEAM? I’d say Cpt. Wiz is on OUR TEAM….
Wizbanger Poster: I MISSED YOU!!! You have got to come up with some funny stuff for us….pleaseeeeeeeee
But now if you called me a sheep, then you’d have trouble…
OH OH, now boys, none of that. Army here, really none of that, but I know you are both smart men so I know you are only kidding đ
at ease….
đ ah, the two Wizzes….
——-Cpt. WizBANG
Run along lil’ doggy.. takes more than a pair of fangs to threaten this dog tamer.. ‘course canines would have a tough time understanding that..
Jus’ call me ALPHA..
An…my instinct is rarely off.. face to face or jus’ a bunch of binary bits scattered all over the internet.
I see a lot of whizing going here
Just Checking in.. noticed nothing much going on… this party is just about over…
You take care Deb… I’ll be watching. now and again.
I’ll be going to Mexico next month.. spend some time, there… Then probably to Germany for a couple of months.. My son is deploying soon.. gotta see him before he leaves… then Moscow and on to Bishkek.
Ok now, if you want to play with the big dogs, don’t act like a puppy….
Wizbanger Poster is and has been the Alpha in this blog and now, it is MY turn, to honor a faithful soldier in my foxhole….kevlar up, guns loaded – ah heck, I am sure this is not bothering Wizbanger in the least….you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you sure can let him know he is LOVED….Wizbanger, we love ya in here….nothing is going to change that…nothing.
So, unless you’re willing to visit a local hospital for some stitches from a dog bite, I suggest a few bones be offered up….If my life were on the line, I’d have no fear with WP around….
Wizbanger.
Don’t head out. I actually have to go offline for the next 18 hours. You need to stay and stand watch. Some might try and stir things up tonight just because it IS slow. Give Deb and Happy and the rest some good laughs – put up a poll or something.
Peace, bro.
I’m out.
Wikipedia has been changed again — here’s the current entry (as of five minute ago):
Major Jill Metzger is a United States Air Force officer and is assigned to the 376th Air Expeditionary Wing that has been deployed since June 2006 to Manas Air Base in the former Soviet republic of Kyrgyzstan to support operations in Afghanistan.
On September 4, 2006, after shopping in a mall in Bishkek to buy souvenirs for her family, she failed to return to Manas Air Base and was listed as missing.
Four days later, a telephoned tip led police to discover Jill Metzger walking in a disoriented manner near a police station with her hair cut and dyed. It is unclear if she had been abducted or if she had been held against her will; however, Metzger claimed that she had been kidnapped by 3 men and a woman who had held her against her will for the past four days. There are additional reports (Russian News Agency RIA Novosti, Washington Post, MSNBC) that someone placed an object on her person with “bomb” written on the object.
The USAF released a statement to the local press. The US military statement did not give details of her reappearance, although Metzger’s superior, Colonel Joel “Scott” Reese, praised “the cooperation between the base and local civil and police authorities during the investigation.”
“Her condition will be determined by a team of medical professionals. The investigation concerning her disappearance is continuing,” the statement said.
According to several discussion groups (see http://www.theodoresworld.net) and several others accessed by typing the keywords Jill and Metzger and pregnant and Kyrgyz TV, Kyrgyz television reported several days ago that Metzger was pregnant and wished to conceal this condition from her husband who lives abroad and with whom the child was not conceived. The TV station reported her going to the Issyk Ata district clinic in Kant to obtain an abortion. Verification independent of Kyrgyz TV reports is unlikely as the US government has hushed up the matter and US media find it unprofitable to soil photogenic women serving their countries with reports that might put in question their womanly honor.
WTF? It looks like one of our favorite contributors may have some kind of strange agenda — google “Kuba Kyrgyz” and see what you think.
Disclaimer:
Kuba Kyrgyz is not bound with any obligations of any kind to discuss things about Jill only in http://wizbangblog.com
WTF? I googled “Kuba Kyrgyz”. What a mess! Only pathetic 229 hits. My ego has got hurt. LOL
Try googling “Jill Metzger” and you’ll be amazed how many hits you’ll get.
I love you little guys. Noble creatures of the information age, spreading truth throughout the world.
I like how everybody is able to explain away any ill intent. Just insert a line like “I’m so glad Jill is back, but that dirty . . . . ” or “Since it’s all the information I have, I’ll assume that Jill raped a monkey”.
Simple question conspiracy theorists: How long has Kyrgz news media been so reliable?
Oh, and did you take your meds today?
Sickening: Came on today to see any new theories, low and behold, there you are, back on a blog you don’t like – trashing folks again, but nicely defending Jill Metzger, who IS SPREADING TRUTH THROUGHOUT THE WORLD ….in your eyes anyway. You are clueless, absolutely clueless….people like you get killed in a battlefield. I have to wonder why you so strongly defend the actions of an AF Officer who offers NO explanation as to her disappearance – NONE…Let’s see, every other kidnap victim offers explanation, even Jessica Lynch openly talked to her taxpayers and the public…yet YOU hold onto the fact she just might be telling the truth LOLOLOLOLOLOL and I don’t see anyone here even remotely assuming “Jill raped a monkey” – except YOU that is, YOU……Not too noble of you to be bashing folks on here for no reason at all, but
I do find it odd that you keep coming back here to a blog you obviously don’t like…..you are a TROUBLE MAKER and enjoy self abuse. hmmmmm, questioning if someone took their meds – now that is ill intent toward others and a theory of your own – imagine that!!! silly silly girl, tricks are for kids….you’re a little puppy in a big dog world who can’t play games unless you’re winning – a sorry loser….pity
Sickening: It’s a blog site, folks come on to offer theories, have some fun. YOU, take it all personal….I feel badly for you. I bet you are angry inside, at yourself, don’t like yourself and can’t play games…..you are a hypocrit: calling people who blog here things like little guys, noble creatures, however, you claim we have ill intent toward an AF Officer….HAHAHHA,
WHY DOES ANY OF THIS TROUBLE YOU? and what is YOUR theory for what happened to an AF Officer who claims to have been kidnapped, which, by the way, the military has already officially announced is what she told them too. So, there is no speculation, she did, in fact, tell military officials the whole bomb, note, trance story….If you believe any of that then maybe you need to come OFF YOUR meds for a while…..
Look, if you need some psychological help for your anger over this site, we can help you with that….Oddly strange you keep coming back – just click on the x in the upper right corner and you don’t have to read any of this, very very simple….
Let’s wait for o(fishy)al statement by Fat Cat Media Tycoons then. Being a turd world media, Kyrg TV cannot be trusted much, I sincerely admit that.
I am demanding that Jill Metzger gives an oath on a Bible, saying that she was indeed abducted by ‘orrible Kyrg terrorists on Fat Cat Media Tycoon News TV station. Until then, I will be haunting Jill during her beauty sleep in the realms of astral world, invading her realms of dream, demanding for the truth.
And medication I need right now is the Truth, I am craving for the Truth, I am deprived of it, Fat Cat media bosses are lying to me.
*** Noise is the enemy of information. For Shannon and Weaver, noise is more than an irritating sound or static on the line. It is anything added to the signal thatâs not intended by the source. Usually that kind of interference is an unintended by-product of the situation. In nonelectrical channels, noise can be smudged newsprint, ah-um-er vocal filler, or visual movement that distracts the listener. There is a ground-floor seminar room at my college that overlooks a grassy knoll. The first warm day in May brings out a flock of sunbathers to soak up the rays. No teacher can begin to compete with the view; the room is too noisy.
Noise may be intentional. For many years, the government of the former Soviet Union jammed the Voice of America broadcasts so that its citizens wouldnât hear news from the west. Hecklers try to drown out the words of a speaker in order to prevent the audience from considering an opposing viewpoint. We can even generate white noise to mask more disruptive sounds. Thatâs the purpose of Muzak. Yet whether accidental or planned, noise cuts the information-carrying capacity of the channel between the transmitter and receiver. ***
Reposting here from the following URL
http://gswasstupid.blogspot.com/2006/09/sooo-major.html
Somebody mentioned here Occam’s razor.
Galactically Stupid
Ockham Had It Right…entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity. If that’s over your head, it means quit trying to find other explanations for an act other than the first or obvious one that comes along. If ya shit yourself, don’t blame your gastroenterologist. Blame your fucking asshole.
Friday, September 08, 2006
Sooo, The Major…
…goes a missing. Major Jill Metzger went shopping in Kyrgyzstan and suddenly disappeard. Of course foulplay was immediately suspected. It had to be a kidnapping. Lots of people looking for her. Bands of young men in that country go out looking for young women to marry, and swoosh them up against their will to do so. Seems to be a likely scenario. No ransom note found, so it must be a drive-by ass grab. Officials are stymied. How could this be. Hmmm, she was going home to her loving husband in two weeks. Well, guess what, she showed up on the side of the road tonight, with a shaved head. You get where I’m going here? But DAMN, you gotta shave your head to tell your husband you don’t want his dick anymore? Just asking…
posted by GalacticallyStupid at 8:42 PM
Just a thought:
Sooo, Jill Metzger hair must’ve been shaved off by Occam’s razor. That’s my latest deduction.
What would Dr. Watson would think of it?
Kuba Kyrgyz
Repost:
Just a thought:
Sooo, Jill Metzger’s head must’ve been shaved off by Occam’s razor. That’s my latest deduction.
What would have Dr. Watson thought of it?
Kuba Kyrgyz,
I did as lurker suggested and googled your name. Not surprisingly, you are commenting on dozens of web sites about Jill Metzger. You are on a widespread – albeit amateur – campaign of disinformation. Always, you cut and paste the same rumor about “someone in Kyrgyz” saying Metzger was pregnant. Yet nowhere – in all your dozens upon dozens of blog posts – have you cited a source, or attributed that claim. And the reason you can’t/won’t cite a source is because you made it up.
That’s why I don’t believe you. I think you are lying and have made up that rumor, which you are spreading with single-minded determination and zeal. You even made an entry in Wikipedia, citing a Theodore’s World discussion board and your own rumor! You obviously have an agenda, and are using unscrupulous methods to accomplish it.
Though you have successfully had some people on this blog believe your rumor – it doesn’t wash. The most rudimentary examination of your claims show them to be unfounded and unproven. There has been NO MENTION in any online Kyrgyz media – NONE – of such a rumor.
Maybe this is how they do things in Kyrgyz, where the dumb and uneducated (like some on this blog) are made easily malleable by rumor-mongering. The peasants believe you, Kuba – aren’t you the smart one?
Kuba, quit playing seedy games with the life and reputation of a woman you’ve never met.
And that goes for the rest of you, too. It’s sad and pathetic.
BTW, lurker, you are 100% correct about a few highly creative posters on this board – just don’t blow their cover, eh? đ Idiots abound, as you’ve plainly seen.
Kuba Kyrgyz is a plant. We already outed him at another board. He posted a link to himself (cross-referencing his own comments, apparently) on this thread and I thought I’d come over and let you all know. But it looks like you are on it.
And ROFLMFAO, you have GOT to be kidding me. Obviously some dim bulbs here wouldn’t know a hilarious parody when it smacks ’em in the face. I’ve gotta send some of my readers over to see this.
Have fun!
Kuba..
Sabaka!!! Huru Huru!! Eta Kuba.. dada!
Translation:
Dog! Pig! This Kuba.. yes,yes!
ROFLMFAO! I find it amazing that folks come in here in regards to what Kuba is posting. Who really cares what he posts or what you post for that matter. Have ya ever heard of Free Speach? I have to admit, I did NOT go to any posts or links which Kuba posted – mostly because I don’t care and am really just having some fun in here with theories, however, YOU FOLKS DID GO TO HIS POSTS AND LINKS LOLOLOL and followed his instructions – kind of like the note Jill Metzger found!! Well, took you guys a while to figure he might be a fraud (I offer no truth of facts on that one), just like it will take a while to piece together what really happened to Jill Metzger.
Such a sorry lack of self worth, confidence and little little people who come into a blog and name call (i.e. idiots, morons, etc…). How hypocritical to act like children and name call and accuse and bash characters and speculate on anyone’s character yet STAND BEHIND A MILITARY OFFICER WHO HAS OBVIOIUSLY LIED AND OFFERS NO EXPLANATION. Frankly, I laugh when I read the tiny insults because you folks are the ones making fools of yourselves for even remotely believing or standing behind this Officer who had lied to the world basically…LOL, can you get any more stupid really???? I guess all you folks believe all the Priest molesting kids too? Yes, thought so, how could such an honorable profession and position as a Priest, noble of noble, God honoring, commit such a crime – no real proof, just hearsay from a child (and Jill Metzger is NO child)..LOLOL I have some swamp land to sell ya too…….
Oh please JP- enlighten us. Obviously you and “your” blog is the source of thruth. How might one find such insight… please tell us what happened since so many on this blog have it wrong.
JP- you’re the dim one… and ugly… and smell like fish. (It was posted on another site so it must be true).
Hiya Jill,
We are pretty sure you are reading this. Its ok honey, you don’t need to keep making up stories or attacking bloggers. Also, please know that we all have a theory that we like more than others. Some think you went with friends, some believe that you had an abortion and others that you just lost it. Sweetheart, you really have a long day ahead of you if you plan to hit every American, every blog site and every News channel trying to convince them of your innocence. Instead of doing that, please use you valuable time and energy on convincing the investigators assigned to your case.
I’m sure the truth will come out eventually.
Cheers,
Your friends from the blog
LOL – You folks bashing people in here HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED TO JILL METZGER DO YOU, DO YOU????? No, didn’t think so. Not the brightest tools in the shed eh? I guess you believe the bomb in pocket, trance, note crap though right??? LMAO – dim? I smell something fishy in here today….
Sorry to say, I thought about the abortion theory all by myself – imagine that? Yup, used the brain on that one. Let me tell you tiny people something – it did not take KUBA to enlighte anyone to a pregnancy/abortion theory – noonoe. In this little room filled with some great people lies some amazing imaginations and abilities to theorize, speculate, assume and have some fun….oh yes, without the immature ability to laugh at or put down another blogger for their thoughts. Keep this in mind – flattery lies within the ranks of being ridiculed. It takes a tiny ignorant mind to preach to another about their own thoughts meaning they have NONE OF THEIR OWN TO SHARE so it is easier to negate the thoughts of others instead of use your own brain ….pathetic I’d say because you folks can’t come up with any theories because it is too hard for you that you will just sit back and think this AF Officer was telling the truth – just easier – HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lurking on this site and find it whacked out amazing that ANYONE would stand behind Jill Metzger! You guys/gals are incredibly LOST – OUT THERE – STUPID – SHIT OUT OF BRAINS to think this girl was kidnapped or on a covert mission!
Now, the name calling of peeps in here coming up with theories boggles me too – shitty stuff – nothing better to do I guess
do tell your reasons for insulting a fellow human being on this blog for trying to piece together reasons regarding a woman who lied to her country, foreign officials, her comrades and used all the while using YOUR TAXPAYING dollars to do that and then hide it as well? Wake up folks – this is no rocket science here, the girl lied, whatever reason, she plain out lied
Now grow up and learn how to treat others because the ones in here laughing and bashing bloggers are no better than Jill Metzger for acting out of line
This was drawn up this a.m. from none other than fellow military Officers here: (who happen to feel this entire Metzger situation is embarrassing and appalling given NO EXPLANATION has been given)
John Doe and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a bucket of wheat
stupid Jill wasn’t on the pill
and ended up in a Kant Street
I just saw this on Al Jazera:
Jill ran away to check in with her terror clan. She converted to Islam while in Kyrgyzstan and joined a terrorist club and Koran study. She publically denounced the American imperialism in the Holy Lands of Allah. She deserted for a few days to get her required terrorist training… she is now waiting as a dedicated sleeper cell.
As an officer with 2 achievement medals, 3 commendation medals and 2 MSMs, (2 time CGOQ winner too), who personally knows Jill since kindergarten, I can tell you that she would never do anything bad to anybody. She loves puppies… do you love puppies? I don’t think you do… puppy hater.
The only reason Jill joined the terror club is because they had a member discount for Nike running shoes. Please people… dim wits… stop the rumors… stop it you puppy haters. Let Jill run her marathons in her free terror Nikes.
sheesh… you folks are morons
LOLâIâm told these commissioned officers loved puppies:
Dr. James G. Roche has directed that Maj. Gen. Thomas J. Fiscus, the former Judge Advocate General of the Air Force, be retired in the permanent grade of colonel effective Feb. 1, 2005.
Secretary of the Air Force Michael W. Wynne has directed that Brig. Gen. Richard S. Hassan, former director of the Air Force senior leader management office, retire in the permanent grade of colonel effective March 1, 2006.
If I had the time I could find other examples of commissioned officer who love puppies but had flaws of character that finally caught up to them. Thier OERs most certainly said the best-of-the best although those writing the OERs knew otherwise.
Washington, DC
September 22, 2006
Today, in an unexpected announcement, the Secretary of State, Candy Rice Crispy, declared that the recent incident involving Major Jill Metzger was a planned event. In cooperation with the Kyrgyzstan government, US Military, and American Embassy in Bishkek, the staged incident was part of a âfind the flawâ movement in democratic societies.
Under the acronym: STUPID, or Strategic Theory Undermining People In Democracy, the test was supposed to assess the vulnerabilities and shortfalls in communications across a multi-lingual platform. This STUPID test involved a former USSR country, which is now the Republic of Kyrgyzstan. The official language in Kyrgyzstan is Russian, however 97.348438% of the inhabitants speak the native Krygyz language. STUPID, in conjunction with the Idiosyncratic Details In Obscuring Truths (IDIOTs) project, was to play upon a ârealâ event as it occurred, and its impact on worldwide dissemination of the story.
Ms. Rice further indicated that âSTUPID/IDIOTs test is still ongoing, and has in fact picked up momentum. The number of official government participants is estimated to be in the thousands. Unofficial STUPID/IDIOTs participating are at present too high to be counted.â Itâs unclear if Ms. Rice meant too âhighâ, or too HIGH.
She also added that Major Metzger was recovering from her âtraumaticâ experience, noting further that Major Metzgerâs spontaneous âadditionsâ (ie, stopping for haircut and dye job, trance inducing notes, bombs, etc) to the project agenda may skew the overall results.
Stay tuned to this forum for further announcements.
A friend at work showed me this blog and gave me a link to the Major Metzger story. I want to say I am angry that the Air Force has not come forward and declared this crazy girl a liar already. I mean are you people for real. If this was an Army private his @ss would be hung out to dry by now. I have a nephew in Iraq and if he is willing to lose his life fighting for freedom I think the least he deserves is knowing he will never have to report to some crazy girl that runs away and comes up with wild tales to tell. I read some of the stories here about Jill was my friend and blah blah blah but I didn’t read any stories about Jill was my boss and she was a really good one. Or I reported to Major Metzger and she was a fair leader so treat her fairly. That makes me think that she was never such a good boss usually the troops are the ones to know the best. I am sure some of you officers will come in here and insult my statement and I don’t care I don’t want my nephew saluting you either!
Deb G,
You are obviously a femail dog.
Scratch that. A high minded, bull dyke, femail dog. Get a life woman. Damn
LOL, reading some of this posts and actually well, laughing out loud! imagine that.
Just a Comment: I commend your ability to stand up to what this AF Officer has done. I come from a long family of enlisted Army and some Officers (I will not even tell you what I am). I have a respect for enlisted Army who play by the rules, even more of a respect for Officers WHO CAN AND WILL have the guts and courage to KNOW this fellow Officer has done wrong – in more ways than just “lying” to the military, government and anyone in her path. This is deeper than that. An Officer who would stand by her and commit to saying she has done nothing wrong is merely cowardly brown-nosing and stands with no guts, glory or INTEGRITY….
Just a Comment: Your nephew, I am almost sure, is in good hands. Most Officers truly CARE about their soldiers, most even more than themselves and would put their lives on the line for them. I have seen it many many times….you are justified with what you write….
11: I see another jealous fan of mine you are – good. I hope it made you feel better to write all that. I have a very good life thank you very much. Just came back from a splendid lunch with fellow comrades and we sure did talk about this blog area and how Jill Metzger has lost nearly all integrity amongst fellow military personnel. I take it you name calling means you have a life?? No, did not think so. Again, hope it made you feel better to come into a blog area and write that. Never been called a female dog, but hey, they are rather cute, loyal, lovable little creatures aren’t they? and by golly, they love to play with big dogs and always take care of their puppies….splendid! and oh yes, high minded?? ah, ya better take a look in the mirror because name calling comes from people who think they are high minded, but are really low minded, who can’t play with big dogs and never take care of puppies and usually bite their fellow puppies – are you a puppy 11???? Thought so…..
Ummmm… ‘scuse me, but can I, like, uhhh, get just one minute of your fab time here, Debbie dearie.
It’s really becoming apparent to me, even the beauty blone that I am, that you are like trying to take over the internet. Like, give it a rest, gurl. Maybe if you were real babe – like me!!! you wouldnt have the probs you are experiencing.. you know..like, my heart really goes out to you, I mean, you seem like a nice ol’ lady and all, but the peeps are like, you know what I’m saying right?!
Anyways, like if you really don’t have much to do this weekend you and i could like hook up with some guys ya’ know.